Strange Days Indeed
So as I hurried off from bothering Nuisance to the bus stop, a man approached me. He said he was part of some Japanese organization at UBC that “has over 9000 members!”. He then asked me to hold out my palms and strangely enough I did. He waved his hands around and asked if I felt the powers of the universe. For a while I wondered if this guy was going to try and take my wallet so I changed stance and readied myself to beat the shit out of him. But unfortunately he didn’t. I remember chasing down some two-bit break and enter case with my dad. Now that was fun, we had baseball bats :D. Continuing on, the guy seemed to be really into all his mumbo jumbo. I restrained myself from laughing and continued to wonder what the hell this was all about. I concluded that he was part of some cult and that all the students at UBC would eventually succumb to them. He shook my hand and then I realized he probably thought I was Japanese. I played along and continued to be taller than him. He ran across the street to bother some other unsuspecting people.
I love how we’re all so polite in Canada.
It seems that this was the “Usui Reiki Ryoho” society.
Reiki (ray-key) is a natural healing technique that feels like a flow of a high frequency of energy into and through a practitioner, and out the hands into another person
May 11th, 2005 at 10:31 pm
i love how you said you played along and continued to be taller than him.
that was so funny i laughed.
May 12th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
I found it funny too.
May 12th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
They have their own building down at UBC apparently too…
November 25th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
they’re just freaky. i wonder if the university is even fully aware of this “club” it does not seem natural to me at all
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Hello, the Reiki woman I saw on Broadway and Commerical is apparently an illegal alien living in Canada from the United States as she refused to deploy in Iraq. I see that she is wearing the same clothes and doesn’t have an address.