May 20th, 2005 | |
Posted in Blog
I’m bored and it’s almost nine. I still haven’t started on watching the Motorcycle Diaries. Che’s been kind of a hero to me for a while now. A med student turned revolutionary.
I’m going to write random people letters in this post. If you aren’t in here, you’ll end up in here eventually.
Dear Christy with a Y,
Why don’t you spell your name properly? Bah. You’re still cool though. I think you’re a bit e-love with Satty but I could be wrong. I’m awesome and I rock.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Christie,
Fuck you.
- Anton
Dear James (itchy),
You’re like one of the first e-people I talked to. You’re hardcore and we’ve played SMR too much (even though we don’t play it anymore). I’ll eventually get down to coding in OO. There’s never enough sci-fi. SG1 forever!
- Crus
Dear Jon,
You’re one of the most intelligent and respectable people I’ve ever met through the interweb. I’m glad I met you and I’m glad that you’re on the staff.
- Anton
Dear Yasa (Brandon),
You’re rendering skills are teh 1337. Thanks for re-introducing me to Blue Rodeo, man.
- Anton
Dear Kat,
Rawr. You’re the best and you’re pretty. You’re the first person to take interest in NF and I’m glad you’ve been here since the start.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Carlie,
I know you’re probably not reading this and probably can’t since we haven’t spoken in 5 years. I miss you, a lot. I know you live close by and I know we’ve bumped into each other a few times before. Maybe next time I’ll talk to you. I hope whatever’s going on with you is great. I miss seeing you and I miss hearing your voice. I hope the clarinette’s going well with you. We like grew up together, eh?
L&L,
Anton
Dear Mara,
I’m coming back to visit you this summer. I don’t know what’s going to happen but I hope it’ll be fun. I’ve missed Europe even though I have no flippin’ idea on what it’s going to be like. I wish I could remember how things were when I was four.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Dan,
You like balls, man. You need to start moderating on NF again.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Annie (White Power),
Being a cop will be fun. I still think you should come to grad, bro. You can get drunk in Alberta the next day. You owe Dan a big juicy trout. I mean that in the most homosexual way possible.
Zig heil,
Anton
Dear Xandi,
Remember the time when I tried to touch your boob and I did. Remember the time when I tried to write my name on your boob and I got the ‘A’ and the ‘N’ down? Yes, there was a lot of that. You’re great and really flexible. I like that in my women, now go make me a sandwhich or some french fries. You don’t even have to peel the fries, that’s how kind of a man I am. I will miss you (and your breasticles) when you’re in the Nova Scotia. Have fun trout farming.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Trish,
We should’ve talked more over these last few years. We lost touch after SFdS but I’m glad that we’ve started talking again. Oh dancin’ Joe, you love C*therine sooo much. I totally rock at the alphabet game.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Maia,
You’re too innocent. Stay like that but start getting the dirty jokes. Do you even know what bukkake is? I could show you, like I showed Xandi ;).
L&L,
Anton
Dear Wu,
You’ll never read this because you’re completely illiterate computer-wise. You’re so gay man, especially with the badminton. You should’ve stuck to football. I kid, you’re cool man. You’ve been a great friend.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Nick (Jesus),
You rock, hands down. You can multiply my bread and fish any day. I’ve known you since forever. You’re just such a nice guy and I’m glad that you’re my buddy.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Ms. Nuisance (katnew),
I don’t understand you and I think I never will. Maybe that’s a good thing. It’s been interesting and I think I will miss you when you’re at the Castle. I hope you have a blast.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Lararafaara,
I didn’t pronounce your name properly in grade’s eight through nine. I’m sorry if you noticed. I just rememeber talking to you on MSN a whole crap load for like a year. I think I’ll be seeing you for lunch somewhere in Surrey?
L&L,
Anton
Dear Chris Farrer,
I’m sorry for having been mean to you for the last six years. I’m sure those years of torment and abuse must have scarred you. I’m sorry for that. I am truely deeply sorry for that. You’ve been a good friend even though I haven’t. I thank you for your constant attempts of friendship. I’m so sorry.
L&L,
Anton
Dear Dan from NF,
You were sad that I didn’t write a letter to you. Here it is big guy.
- Anton
Dear Michelle,
I miss you too. Holy crap, how could I have forgotten about you? Why did you have to move away? I should’ve talked to you more that day before you moved away. Oh snap, fun in the bushes. I get it know. Idiot.
L&L,
Anton
That’s all I have for now. I don’t know why I’m doing this but I was just compelled.
I had a dream that I was dying, I don’t remember it but I was dying. Maybe it’s a sign. Some of us have always wanted it. Maybe not by our own hand but in something heroic, you understand what I’m saying right? It’s a strange thing.
