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Strange Days Indeed

May 11th, 2005 | 5 Comments | Posted in Blog, Bus Stop Chronicles

So as I hurried off from bothering Nuisance to the bus stop, a man approached me. He said he was part of some Japanese organization at UBC that “has over 9000 members!”. He then asked me to hold out my palms and strangely enough I did. He waved his hands around and asked if I felt the powers of the universe. For a while I wondered if this guy was going to try and take my wallet so I changed stance and readied myself to beat the shit out of him. But unfortunately he didn’t. I remember chasing down some two-bit break and enter case with my dad. Now that was fun, we had baseball bats :D. Continuing on, the guy seemed to be really into all his mumbo jumbo. I restrained myself from laughing and continued to wonder what the hell this was all about. I concluded that he was part of some cult and that all the students at UBC would eventually succumb to them. He shook my hand and then I realized he probably thought I was Japanese. I played along and continued to be taller than him. He ran across the street to bother some other unsuspecting people.

I love how we’re all so polite in Canada.

It seems that this was the “Usui Reiki Ryoho” society.

Reiki (ray-key) is a natural healing technique that feels like a flow of a high frequency of energy into and through a practitioner, and out the hands into another person

Douglas Adams

May 10th, 2005 | No Comments | Posted in Blog

Tommorow is the 4th anniversary of Douglas Adams’ death. You may know him as he was the author to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

This May 25th is Towel Day!

Towel Day is celebrated every May 25, and is a tribute to the late Douglas Adams (1952-2001). The date is a celebration of Adams’ life, set two weeks after his death on May 11, 2001.

On this day, fans and followers carry with them a towel at all times throughout the day. This is inspired by the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy radio series (and later, novels and television series), in which is described that the towel is the most massively useful item any hitchhiker can carry, being the number one item for anyone wandering around the Galaxy.

One of these nights..

May 10th, 2005 | No Comments | Posted in Blog, Bus Stop Chronicles

Hm. Just upgraded Wordpress and now I’m listening to The Eagles.

The sunny weather is getting to me! I miss the rain :D. I just noticed that this thing changes smilies into real smilies. Anyway, I was grumpy on my bus ride home (as usual) until I get to the skytrain. I stood there waiting for my next bus when I see Lara, Leah, and Emily come out of the special. I think Lara yelled out my name or something but I wasn’t really paying attention to anything. I replied with “where are your paddles?” and then I forgot what happened. Still grumpy til I got onto the bus for my one stop journey. Talked to some random girl and she was really friendly. Randomly thought of those pickup lines from lunch then eventually parted ways.

A lot of interest for the MPH armbands. If you have any questions that I haven’t answered in the thread ask away. I thought about giving the school one of the posters but then it came to me that noone would give a fuck about MPH there.

I recorded myself to see how long my speech was and to see how I sounded. I sound great but I have to up the tempo on the speech. Fritz delayed me again, I have to read it tommorow instead. Geeze.

I want to write more Nash poetry.

Arm Bands!

May 9th, 2005 | No Comments | Posted in Blog

Source: The Bored

Hello everyone!

We’re soon to gain possession of a few boxes of MakePovertyHistory white armbands. We’re going to be giving them away to people in Vancouver but also to the NF’ers.

The thing is you’ll have to pay for your own shipping if you want to do so.

Note: We’ll need atleast 20 confirmed orders before we can ship them.

Here’s the lowdown, it’s $2.00 to ship to anywhere in Canada. For shipping to the US or anywhere else you’ll have to contact me. Add an aditional 50cents per armband if you want more.

Arm bands

All the money goes towards the armbands, envelops, and stamps.

If you’re interested feel free to ask questions. We’ll also be sending you 200NF$ with each order, 50NF$ for every additional armband.

PLATFORM

At the start of the 21st century 1.2 billion people live in abject poverty, most of them women. More than 800 million people go to bed hungry and 50,000 people die every day from poverty-related causes. It doesn’t have to be this way. If we choose—if we have the will to act—we can make poverty history.

Poverty is a violation of human rights on a massive scale. Nearly five years ago, all members of the United Nations committed to “spare no effort� in tackling poverty by adopting the Millennium Declaration. Governments also launched the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs) to meet minimum targets to reduce poverty, hunger, illiteracy, discrimination against women, and environmental degradation by 2015.

But the pace of action is too slow. If we hold the present course, we will fail to meet these targets. And the poor will pay the price.

The Asian tsunami showed that Canadians, including the Canadian government, care deeply and react generously when the world is faced with humanitarian disasters. But short-term relief is not enough. We need a shift in national and international policies to eliminate poverty.

It’s time for real action. In 2005, campaigns to end poverty have been launched world wide. If everyone who wants to end poverty speaks at the same time, world leaders will be forced to listen.

Canada’s campaign to end poverty, Make Poverty History, calls for urgent and meaningful policy change. Here’s what we want in 14 words: More and Better Aid. Trade Justice. Cancel the Debt. End Child Poverty in Canada.

1. MORE AND BETTER AID

Aid is a resource held in trust for people living in poverty. We must not break this trust. But we must do more than simply maintain or even increase our aid—we must also make aid more effective.

More and better aid is needed to help end extreme poverty and hunger … to enable every child to attend elementary school… to reduce child mortality rates … to improve maternal health…to create decent jobs… and to begin to reverse the spread of HIV/AIDS.

Canada can take action:
- Reach the UN target of 0.7% of Gross National Income (GNI) by 2015 by committing to a timetable to increase aid by 12% in each of the next 3 years and by 15% thereafter.
- Enact legislation to make “ending poverty� the exclusive goal of Canadian foreign aid in a way consistent with our human rights’ obligations.

2. TRADE JUSTICE

Currently, international trade is neither free nor fair. Trade rules allow rich countries to pay large subsidies to a small number of companies to export food. These policies encourage over-production, destroy the livelihoods of millions of poor farmers in developing countries and hurt the environment.
We need trade justice so poor countries can protect small farmers and staple crops … so governments can access affordable medicine and maintain public services… and so trade rules support, rather than undermine, human rights and environmental protection.
Canada can take action in international trade agreements:
- Press for trade and investment rules that ensure governments and their citizens can choose the best solutions to end poverty and protect the environment.
- Support measures that boost farmers’ power in the marketplace and that bring an end to the dumping of goods, which damages the livelihoods of poor rural communities.

3. DEBT CANCELLATION

High interest rates and penalties mean that the poorest countries spend more on repaying debts to the richest countries than they receive in aid. Between 1970 and 2002, for example, the poorest African countries received $294 billion in loans, paid back $298 billion in interest and principal, but still owed more than $200 billion.

We must cancel all debts to the poorest countries to stop this treadmill. When poor governments no longer need to repay debt, they can spend more on what really matters: food, clean water, housing, health care, jobs, education, and building their economies.

Canada can take action at World Bank and International Monetary Fund:
- Promote the immediate and unconditional cancellation of 100% of the multilateral and bilateral debt owed by the poorest countries.
- Ensure that debt cancellation has no strings attached, enabling developing countries to implement their own national plans to end poverty.

4. END TO CHILD POVERTY IN CANADA

In 1989, the House of Commons unanimously resolved to eliminate poverty among Canadian children by the year 2000. At the start of 2005, one million Canadian children, or nearly one in six, are still poor. Aboriginal people are disproportionately affected.

We must end child poverty in Canada. We must make key investments in social development that will make a difference: More money for low-income families. Affordable housing and the creation of decent jobs, with a higher minimum wage. And universal, affordable early learning and child care.

Canada can take action:
- Raise the annual Canada Child Tax Benefit (or equivalent benefit) to $4,900 per child and ensure all low-income children receive full benefit of this program.
- Involve groups where poverty is predominant, such as Aboriginal People, women, minorities and youth in the design and implementation of a domestic poverty reduction strategy.

Note: We’re not making anything out of this. The mailing envelopes cost a bit since the bracelets won’t fit in regular envelopes. The stamps too cost a bit. If there’s anything left over after the first batch then I’ll use that money to get more armbands or donate that to Amnesty.

BNL

May 8th, 2005 | 3 Comments | Posted in Blog, Music

Barenaked Ladies - Call & Answer

I think it’s getting to the point
Where I can be myself again
I think it’s getting to the point
Where we have almost made amends
I think it’s the getting to the point
That is the hardest part.

And if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I’ll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I’ll point you home

You think I only think about you
When we’re both in the same room
You think I’m only here to witness
The remains of love exhumed
You think we’re here to play
A game of who loves more than whom

And if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I’ll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I’ll point you home

You think it’s only fair to do what’s
Best for you and you alone
You think it’s only fair to do the same
To me when you’re not home
I think it’s time to make this something that is
More than only fair

So if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I’ll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I’ll point you home.

But I’m warning you, don’t ever do
Those crazy, messed up things that you do
If you ever do
I promise you I’ll be the first to crucify you
Now it’s time to prove that you’ve come back
Here to rebuild.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General…

May 8th, 2005 | No Comments | Posted in Blog

My stars. When will it end?! I want it all to end right now. And who the hell upped the volume on my phone so much?!! *angry*

Sometimes I just hate the people I’m with.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy
You’ll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You’ll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You’ll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You’ll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

Ride Forever

May 7th, 2005 | 2 Comments | Posted in Blog

When I was younger, I used to watch Due South all the time. I wanted to be a Mountie for the longest time because of it. When I found out you couldn’t have a pet wolf, I was crushed.

I have to send that in to Post Secret!