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Someone ruins the ending for HBP
Tom Hanks finds out ending in HBP
Tom Cruise kills Oprah - Nothing like a good force lightning.
Vader - I am your Father… Science! - Best Star Wars song ever.
Vin Diesel in Megaman the movie
I’m thinking about buying some Google Adwords to ruin the Harry Potter ending.
Although the name Anton creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the lungs, heart, bronchial area, and tension or accidents to the head.
As Anton you have a great love of nature and the out-of-doors, and could have a desire to be in an occupation which takes you outdoors and involves you with the products of the earth. All the finer things of life and beauties of nature are an inspiration to you and you are attracted to the mysteries of nature. Difficulty in expression results in your being too positive, blunt, and candid in speech. Although you are easily offended by others, you do not show it. You crave affection and understanding, but rarely find it as others do not understand you and accuse you of being cool and aloof.
That was a real load.
The reading permission system is annoying me. It doesn’t want to co-operate.
Here’s a random query for ya.
So Alan Rickman is my hero.
This is how the Halfblood Prince should’ve ended.
Don’t read the following entry if you don’t want to ruin the latest Harry Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.
First of all, I`d like to say that JK Rowling overused the word incredulous.
We start off with JK’s attempts at humour at the Dursley residence. The whole cups to the head was too much.
Next we learn of Severus’ (Snape) apparent return to the Death Eaters and that Draco Malfoy is ordained by Voldemorte to act out on a dangerous mission. Said mission is likely to result in the death of Draco Malfoy but by the end of the book, no. Snape makes an unbreakable bond with Draco’s mother to protect Draco at all costs. Failure to do so would result in Snape’s death.
Reading in to the book you’ll start to come up with your own theories. One of them that remains surely prevalent in all of you is that Snape is not actually carrying out Voldemorte’s bidding but instead working as a double agent for the Order of the Phoenix. This poses a conundrum as Snape himself performs the “Avada Kadaver” curse that kills Dumbledore. I personally hope that Snape is indeed evil but as JK enjoys her morales, Snape is likely going to fight for The Order by the end of book seven.
Snape is the halfblood prince. I kind of picked this up early on in the book and I’m not too sure on how I came to that but I also assumed that Voldemorte (Tom Marvalo Riddle) could be a likely candidate. Both of them were “half-bloods” meaning they had one “muggle” or “non-magic” parent. I like how JK plays around with the idea of racism in her books.
We learn that Voldemorte has also split his soul into seven parts. These pieces were stored in “horcruxes”. One of the pieces is in Voldemorte as he used it to revive himself, one was in his (Tom Riddle’s) diary, one was in Marvalo’s ring, one was in the Slytherin locket, one is in the Raven Claw cup, yeah I’ve forgotten them. But Harry and Dumby go after the locket which wasn’t actually the real locket. Apparently an R.A.B. took it and disposed of it as he noted in his note in the locket. It is mentioned that horcruxes can also be made from animals! I have a feeling that Harry Potter is a horcux himself for Voldemorte, that would explain a lot. Remember they could share thoughts and feelings at one point?
R.A.B. is most likely Regulus Alphard Black which is Sirius’ brother who as James has pointed out is a deat eater (ex-deat eater?).
So since Sirius Black (Harry’s godfather) died in the previous book, Order of the Phoenix, Harry has inherited Grimwald place. I may have just mispelled that or got it wrong all together. This meaning he’s also gained posession of Kreacher the annoying bastard of a house elf. I’m hoping Harry’s inheritance actually has something to do with book seven as JK didn’t even write the house into the book.
Lot’s of cursing (verbal and magical) in this book which kind of surprised me.
Trewlaney also seems to have disappeared by the end of the novel. She’s not mentioned at Dumbledore’s funeral and she had warned Harry of “the lightning striking the tower” but Harry inadvertently stopped her from telling Dumbledore her warning. This may have resulted in his death actually.
So Malfoy let death eaters into the castle and tried his best to kill Dumbledore but couldn’t. Damn you JK. She’s trying to show that there’s good in everyone. I swear, if she makes book seven’s ending all lovey dovey, I will personally go down to London and urinate on her front porch.
I also kept finding smut hidden throughout the novel. I posted some of it before on this blog. Anyway, she actually used the verb ejaculate which is going to be 100% misconstrued in context. I don’t quite remember who was doing said verb but it was near the end of the book. Apparently they were merely spewing out dialogue.
I sill think Harry is an annoying prat. I also found his accusations at the start to be annoying also and I don’t care whether he was right or not. I also can’t believe that he’d get away with all of the crap he’s done. He bloody cursed someone and virtually cut Draco open with said curse.
On a site note, Draco Malfoy is a whiner and a mamma’s boy.
Sure JK has developed well rounded characters but they’re not exactly the most likable. Neville’s still an idiot and Luna is a fantastic Quidditch commentator.
SLUGHORN was annoying. PRATTLE, PRATTLE. Now if he’s not a boy hungry pedophile then Michael Jackson isn’t either. Okay, maybe he’s not. I just didn’t like him.
It was funny to see that all these underaged kids were also allowed to drink mead.
The book had its moments but I was somewhat disappointed.
Overall, 9.4 out of 10.
ETA: I’ll add more later, maybe.
Dammit, now I have to wait another 2 or 3 years for the next and final Potter novel.
“It sprang to life at once, long, prickly, bramle-like veins flew out of the top and whipped through the air. One tangled itself in Hermione’s hair and Ron beat it back with a pair of secateurs: Harry succeeded in trapping a couple of veins and knotting them together; a hole opened in the middle of all the tentacle-like branches; Hermione plunged her arm bravely into this hole, which closed like a trap around her elbow. Harry and Ron tugged and wrenched at the vines, forcing the hole to open again and Hermione snatched her arm free…”
Page 263
We’ll move on to the reviews after a moment. Let’s recap last night first.
- Ending up at table 19!? Moving to another table… then have that seat stolen by Emily a few hours later. Then move on to another table.
- Semen coffee and Xandi looking foxxy in her dress.
- Lara, Catherine, and Xandi’s dance thing.
- Bump & grid with Dan?
- Too much butter.
- It’s salt not sugar.
- The Titanic interpretive dance which didn’t turn out well.
- Harry Potter speak.
- Catherine getting mad at the Joe Dance.
- A lot of people singing.
- The wrong party… downstairs.
- Hussein being really good at dancing.
- Dan with Order of the Phoenix on tape…
- Some other random crap.
- Enrique is cool.
I haven’t progressed farther than page 175 in the Halfblood Prince but it’s enjoyable so far. I hope Snape is really going to do it.
Anyway, 9×01 of Stargate SG-1 was… interesting. The team broke up and like everyone already knew RDA left. The whole Knights of the Round is stupid. It’s like that old tv show Spellbinder (which nobody watched but Anton). 2×01 of Stargate Atlantis stuck to canon and did the normal boom boom bang bang. They’ve rid themselves of Mr. Rainbow Sunfranks though :(. I can’t spell his name properly, forgive me Rainbow. They’ve also cut down the show title montages to about… 3 seconds. Way to cost cut.
Now for Battlestar Galactica! It’s still awesome but my copy of 2×01 is atrocious. The sound is off by almost a minute after the first five minutes. I’ve got to find another copy.
I know it’s all bullshit but Snape <3. KILL HARRY FUCKING POTTER.
I feel asleep at around 5:30AM this morning but I did get to page 143. It took 43 minutes to get the book but it has been gotten.
