How to steal an advanced copy of Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince
In order to gain ahold of the coveted Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince, one must take the plunge and do the unexpected.
This is Operation Jo.
Step 1: purchase blonde hair dye or wig.
Step 2: find an old pair of glasses or blue contact lenses
Step 3: learn to act British
Now that we’ve gone this far, you’ve got to commit. You’ve got to go all the way! You’ve got to do everything in your power to pass off this disguise.
What is the actual plan you ask? Well, the plan is to dress up like J.K. Rowling go into your local book vendor and say that you are J.K. Rowling. If your disguise is good enough, and mine was, you can now proceed with Operation Jo.
After entering your local book merchant’s store, go to the front desk/cashier.
1) Ask to speak to the manager (remember to speak with a british accent and continue on with being a woman).
2) Tell him you’re J.K. Rowling. When the manager says that you’re not yell out things like “bloody hell” and keep calling the manager a “wanker”.
3) When the manager finally agrees that you are indeed Ms. J.K. Rowling, tell him you want your books back. If the manager asks why say you have to change the ending or something else trivial like that.
4) If the manager continues to refuse: seduce, seduce, seduce. Nobody can resist a rich and powerful British woman. Take Margaret Thatcher for instance, I bet she got all the guys down at Downing Street.
5) Now that you’ve got all the books in the store ( oh yeah make sure that you rent out a truck ) drive off to your warehouse and enjoy your new treasure.
Twenty Two Hours and 4 minutes
It’s almost time for HBP!
In a few hours the new seasons of Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG-1, and Stargate Atlantis start! I’m so excited! And we can’t forget Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Depp really looked like a girl on the posters though so hm.
So I’ve had my first real excursion in object oriented programming. Yeah, Itchy said I kept requerying variables I already had so hey, this is kind of fun. Jon, looks like we’re going to start working again.
I think I’ll do some more or maybe go back to reading Holmes. Maybe the guide even?
P.s. we need to start up on that book again.
More Potter Spoilers
Why isn’t this knife in Harry’s chest? Who’s the man in the trenchcoat? Could he be naked under said trenchcoat? Why is Dumbledore out and about with Potter? Who’s house is that? It’s not Hagrid’s is it..
Picture attached.
But no really
But no really.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTOR IN IMAX WHILIST READING THE HALFBLOOD PRINCE AND WATCHING BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND THE NEW SEASONS OF STARGATE SG1 AND ATLANTIS = <3
What’s on the block
Refer to this: e ghetto .net beta 3
- There will be normal (free accounts) and paid accounts (which won’t show up until we’re a bit bigger).
- The normal accounts will get 1mb or possibly 2mb of upload space for pictures and maybe even mp3s. There will be a verification process for the mp3s and the pictures will require an initial id check (e.g. you take a picture of yourself and your username).
- Everyone will get a blog/journal.
- People can specify who can read their journal entries!
- WYSIWYG journal editor (what you see is what you get, no need to use html)
- Everyone can upload 5 display pictures (100×100 icons that show up with your comments).
- Everyone can upload 5 profile pictures (this might be replaced with the 1mb/2mb thing).
- Users may setup blog communities.
- Current mood and current music.
Polls (maybe paid?).
- Obviously the paid account will have fewer limitations.
- Normal accounts will be able to choose from a variety of skins. These skins can be easily modified by users to suit their needs.
- Blogrolls/friends list for insite use and one for out of site use.
- Paid accounts may make their own skins.
- Bands will be allowed to upload their mp3s. (we’ll tinker around with the paid/free thing here).
- There will be a point system in place much like NF has and you can use these points for neat additions to your account and possibly get some material items with them.
- A Hot or Not type of thing will happen with the profile pictures.
- Possibility of audio blogging (paid only).
- E-mail blogging (paid… maybe).
- Search other blogs (free unless it strains the server).
- Random hidden things for people to discover.
- Smilies/emoticons.
Please comment with ideas and thoughts. And does someone want to write up a list of moods for the site?