April 2006
Fri 28 Apr 2006
Tue 25 Apr 2006
I’ve misplaced my i.d., lol. Last I saw it was at the concert :(. If you were laminated, where would you be?
Thu 20 Apr 2006
Guest Appearances by:
Stevie Wonder, Lt. Stitchie, and Lady Saw
Steven Segal, what wlll you come up with next? Apparently, he’s still releasing movies (direct to DVD) and they all feature soundtracks including his songs. Rock on, Steven. Though you’re still no William Shatner.
“My God” is the best song ever.
Upcoming Tour Dates:
05.10.2006 TBA- Edmonton, Canada
05.12.2006 River Rock Casino- Vancouver, Canada
Tue 18 Apr 2006
Sat 8 Apr 2006
Jamal: I came back to see if you could help me out with my writing.
Forrester: Here’s one, five thousand words on why you’ll stay the fuck out of my home!
Stolen from that whore, Ms. Nuisance.
1. Type in your birthday (minus the year) in the search bar at Wikipedia.org
2. List three interesting facts, two births, and one death that happened on your birthday.
Facts:
1796 - George Washington makes his farewell address.
1900 - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid commit their first robbery together.
1957 - First U.S. underground nuclear bomb test.
Births:
86 - Antoninus Pius, Roman Emperor (d. 161) -> HOLY CRAP, he’s actually my favourite emperor. Power to the Antonines!
1551 - King Henry III of France (d. 1589)
Death:
1668 - William Waller, English soldier (aka William the Conqueror)
Tue 4 Apr 2006
This is a copy paste entry but yeah. Finding Forrester is the best movie ever.
woah, woah woah, anton. why the fuck are you still awake at 4am in the morning? daylight savings. damn you to hell. how many times can a man watch finding forrester?
this is what? 12th time in a row now. “bolt the door, if you’re coming
in” says sean connery. jesus, the best part in the entire movie is when
Forrester, sean connery, randomly says: YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DAWG.
sixteen years old? and you’re black! lmao. this scottsman is a great
man. i have a 3.33 in english 104 and 3.67 in english 100 yet look at
how i write on here. fucking daylight savings. i’ve just lost an hour
of my sleep. being on here at 4:24 in the fucking morn isn’t helping
either. but it’s okay. this is where your professor would write
something like CS or new paragraph.new paragraph.the skytrain’s been delayed more and more. maybe it’s just because i never used to ride on it so much.
i
got that romeo and juliet movie i was buzzed about a while back. its
great even though it has that dicaprio hack in it. claire danes is a
stone cold fox )but she’s no hermione granger). mercutio still catches
me off guard with the song and dance ditty. but hey, i wouldnt drink
any poison for any girl — even if i really ‘loved’ her. unless she did
it first and i knew she was dead forever and ever. maybe. or not. hi
leanne <3. the girl from finding forrestor is hot too. sean connery is my hero. when im an old man i want to be just like him. old, ornery, and scottish.so dogearring a book is disrespectful.CLEOPATRA WAS A CUNNING LINGUIST. that better not get me a fail in history lol.
hahahaha. okay. i passed off as an indian (feather not dot) while photocopying stuff for free in the native only lounge.
ashton kutcher pisses me off. i watched the butterfly effect and was angry.
but anton, you’re always angry. no i’m not, shutup before i slap you, bitch. ok?
yeah. the frat boy life isnt that bad. i can live with it so why couldnt he? idiot.YOU THE MAN NOW DOG.
grocery sceneman looks intently at bookshelfsRob:
You read all these?
Forrester:
(sarcasm) No. I just keep them to impress all my visitors.
best god damn movie ever. fuck. seriously serious.sock scene
Forrester is seen putting on his socks inside out.
Rob:
…and why are your socks inside out?
Forrester:
Because
socks are badly designed. The seams are on the inside, not at the toes.
And in some cultures… it’s considered good luck to be wearing
something inside out.
Rob:
And you believe that?
Forrester:
…no. But it’s like praying. What do you risk? And I do go outside! How do you think those windows get cleaned?PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD’S SAKE. YES! YES! YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DAWG. okay. 5 in the fmorning. maybe now’s a good time to sleep.

