Sort of a Protest Blog

Emissions

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted for her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

My poem for you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Here is a dinosaur,
I drew for you

The Utility of Pocket Knives

By Douglas Adams, age 9.

A pocket knife is about the most massively useful thing any young man can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can hunt with it as you bound across the cold taigas of Jaglan Cappa; you can open beverages and sip them on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Renthar VII, inhaling the intoxicating sea vapours; pry loose the seven breasted whore of Babel; battle the Beast of Trafalgar IX (a sincerely reluctant opponent, it hesitates to attack as it is daftly afraid of occuring social faux pas - but very ravenous); remove splinters and thorns incurred from rummaging through boreal forests, and of course peel an apple.

More importantly, a pocket knife has immense psychological value. For some reason, if one discovers a young man with a pocket knife, he will automatically assume that he is also in possesion of a sash, merit badges, regulation brown short pants, short sleeved khaki shirt, toothbrush, flask, compass, map, ball of string, mosquito repellant, poncho, space suit, etc., etc. Furthermore, they will happily offer to buy original buttery flavoured kettle corn from said young man. What this person will think is that any boy who can handle a pocket knife can rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and can light a fire with two twigs and a rock is clearly a boy to be recokoned with.

Disclaimer: Douglas Adams didn’t actually write this.

Great Success

I got the algorithm working! We now have plot course. Combat and trading are in the works next.

Wall-E

Wall-E is probably the best Disney/Pixar movie I’ve ever seen to date.

So awesome.

Cylon Speculation For Battlestar Galactica Season 4

Tigh, Tyrol, Anders, and Tory are probably Cylon Hybrids.

Thoughts?

Battlestar Fantastica

Battlestar Galactica’s Season Three soundtrack is out now!

Here’s the track list:
01. A Distant Sadness From “OCCUPATION” (2:50)
02. Precipice From “Precipice” (4:52)
03. Admiral and Commander From “Exodus, Parts I and II” (3:16)
04. Storming New Caprica From “Exodus, Part II” (7:48)
05. Refugees Return From “Exodus, Part II” (3:43)
06. Wayward Soldier From “Hero” (4:17)
07. Violence and Variations From “Unfinished Business” (7:42)
08. The Dance From “Unfinished Business” (2:33)
09. Adama Falls From “Unfinished Business” (1:43)
10. Under the Wing From “Maelstrom” (1:16)
11. Battlestar Sonatica From “Torn” (4:44)
12. Fight Night From “Unfinished Business” (2:27)
13. Kat’s Sacrifice From “The Passage” (2:46)
14. Someone to Trust From “Taking a Break From All Your Worries” (3:09)
15. The Temple of Five From “The Eye of Jupiter” (2:44)
16. Dirty Hands From “Dirty Hands” (3:32)
17. Gentle Execution From “Exodus, Part II” (3:28)
18. Mandala in the Clouds From “Maelstrom” (4:07)
19. Deathbed and Maelstrom From “Maelstrom” (5:53)
20. Heeding the Call From “Crossroads, Part II” (2:11)
21. All Along the Watchtower From “Crossroads, Part II” (3:33)

You can get it on Amazon Canada, Amazon USA, and Amazon UK.

The funny thing is that it’s $20 in Canada and $15 in the USA but since our dollars are par… lol