Heil Harper!
As per request on The Bored.
An homage to our Pope, Harper Youths!
On a sidenote, happy birthday Dan!
Area 51
So we were on Google Maps looking at Area 51. The actual map is blotted out, mainly because they have no public maps of the military base but I’m assuming the US Gov has a block on the location. Take a look.
When we took a peak at it in satellite mode we see an aerial shot of the base.
So… is that snow in the middle of the desert?
It’s been awhile
So I got back from Andrew’s an hour or two ago and I’d have to say that was pretty funny shit.
In summary:
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- 90 Year Old Virgin
- The Amnesty International yellow baseball bat of torture.
- Collateral
- Nuisance knowing all the random actors in the movies. Damn fangirls.
- Mr Jefferson as Cheech.
- Boond showing up after the food was gone.
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- “Super Mash Brothers”.
- Pupcorn and taaco.
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- Fibre optic Jesus tree.
- Dan:”What do you call having sex with someone when they’re asleep?” Reply:”Rape” Dan:”Oh.”
- Ally not sleeping over because her dad would get mad booooo.
- Maia and her Jigglypuff. “Why does she keep sleeping?”
- Groping Ally for awhile and then again and then some sort of high-pitch squealing.
- Five Ive and Vanessa Carlton.
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- Rock hard.
- TANYA.
- X-Men is a bad game.
- Halo2.
- More TANYA.
- Racist movies on Turner Classic Movies.
- Tomahawk in the face.
- Risk.
- Naked Risk.
- Dan and Andrew being the worst at Risk.
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
- Ally: “Maia, do you know what a blowjob is?”, “I just need your hand for 20 minutes”, “But my hand would get tired :(”
- The poor sofas 
- Portia I love you.
- What time is it?
- PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.
The people left over after a few hours.
That’s all I can remember right now. There was a lot but the most important was PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.