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  1. I own them all. On Her Majesty's Secret Service is pretty good, starring the lesser known Bond George Lazenby.
  2. Since holidays is derived from "holy days," it really doesn't matter. You could say that since Christmas also has a large secular aspect, you'd be offending non-religious people if you wish them a Happy Holy day, and thus Christmas is better.
  3. I love the Indy films, but let's face it, Temple of Doom and Last Crusade were far, far weaker than Raiders. I doubt a 4th film would tarnish them, if it's a Speilberg/Lucas project. On second thought, they've both made a lot of bad movies lately...
  4. It ended before it got crap... like the Simpsons, and now Family Guy. So no.
  5. I will say that the show jumped the shark that episode when Homer was drinking out of an ox testicle.
  6. Pretty much everything spoken in the Homer Badman episode, such as: Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he -- [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can. Jones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense? Homer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot] Jones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. Simpson -- nooo! Man: [quickly] Dramatization -- may not have happened. As well, Homer Goes to College is a fucking classic. Dean: I'm sorry, boys, I've -- I've never expelled anyone before, but...that pig had some powerful friends. Nixon: [bitterly] Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay! Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone? it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously] Those "crazy noises" are computer signals. Nerd 3: Yeah. Some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk. Nerd 1: Hah! They're outta their minds.
  7. Well, it is based upon a kid's book. Can't see how you'd expect it to be made for a mature audience.
  8. To be perfectly honest, I thought he was already dead.
  9. Libertarian or Marijuana, depending on if they run candidates where I live.
  10. After we left the bar, she started smurfin' me. Right in the smurfin' parking lot. Smurf yeah!
  11. IME, Moist, OLP round out your top 5? I can sell you my taste in music, because you need it.
  12. It's the same video, innit? Also, this would probably get more views in the MG section than marketplace. Just for future consideration.
  13. Oh, I see what you did there. That's clever.
  14. That's pretty much how I view it, also.
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