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jesuisspatula

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About jesuisspatula

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    I enjoy the taste of snowflakes and peanut butter on cold rainy days.
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    christina

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    These are not the droids you are looking for...
  1. I chilled with NinjaStyle, w00t
  2. You're my hero... well, unless they are Usher shirts...
  3. That was so nifty! I wish I was cool enough to have christmas lights like that...
  4. Damn right, I used to go on the teeter totter with her...yeah, that usually resulted in me sitting on the ground. O_o
  5. BURN TO THE CHOIRBOYS! Yeah, point taken though...
  6. All I ever have are band t-shirts so it is pretty much next to impossible for me to wear more than one thing from the same band... but I think it just makes you look like a retard, especially if your 14 or under and it is simple plan or GC merch.
  7. you will be like my translating prostitute
  8. That was more than slightly amusing. I want some neo nazis to make a clothesline out of.
  9. I'll pitch in if we can make a couple ninja porns....think about it, ninjas always have to wear their ninja masks...and as a new rule they must always have their samarai like swords handy in case a battle ensues! Fuck ninja porn! Let's just film ninjas battling! I suppose they could be naked though...aside from their ninja masks. I think by Samurai swords, she means penises. And by battle she means sex. Thank you for translating for me! Can I hire you to do that all the time?
  10. 40 year old virgin, only because it is funnier...but nothing beats the granny on wedding crashers. 'Rug munching dyke!' What are your intentions with Sydney? And how does that make you feel?
  11. I'll pitch in if we can make a couple ninja porns....think about it, ninjas always have to wear their ninja masks...and as a new rule they must always have their samarai like swords handy in case a battle ensues! Fuck ninja porn! Let's just film ninjas battling! I suppose they could be naked though...aside from their ninja masks.
  12. Man, stop posting pictures of my lesbian lover! I shall come after you if someone begins cyber-stalking her. Don't worry, you're still my number one cyber-lesbian-lover sydney. CHRISTINA FOR PRIME MINISTER! Just add an extra box on your ballot with 'Christina Smyth' or 'WalrusMeat' written beside it and we'll be good to go! Sydney...make some reasons for them to vote for me.
  13. I grew to enjoy CSI:MIAMI but NY is pushing it...
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