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Ought to switch to St. George campus.

Oh her. ;)

The cuter they are, the better they taste.

The tomato makes it all soggy. And why would you want to run the risk of anything being remotely healthy on your burger?

But the baconator is like taking the sum of a series of junior bacons! I said it in another thread; the closest any of us will ever come to having sex with two dead animals at once.

After enough scotch, anything can happen.

I am overly fond of the baconator. But three lesser bacon burgers? For less? Don't I feel quite the fool.

doesn't understand the risk of testicular torsion while undergoing athletic activity.

Okay, let me put this for you quite simply: Alaska > Texas That's all there is to it.

Doesn't realize that "girl friday" existed before scrubs.

My point has been proven.

I'm watching this show again. Some bitch came on, won $5000 dollars because her "classmates" got three answers correct, and then didn't know that Alaska was larger than Texas. Jesus fucking christ. Americans' ignorance of the world around them is only outdone by their ignorance of themselves.

IS TOTALLY WRONG ON THAT COUNT

My girl Friday?

Better keep that kind of talk down around his new squeeze.