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mrs jesus

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  1. you should just gain some weight and wear it, you skinny bastard.
  2. i like the color. why are you getting rid of it?
  3. i've never even heard of that. how do you have time to write a manuscript? seems like you'd be really tired after all that ass you're constantly fighting off because you're so desirable you can't go out in public without panties droppin, the wooing of the lady, your amazing job, your memories of the ghetto, all that sucking up you do around here... i mean i got tired just typing that shit.
  4. i know. i think when i started talking to you i was 26. which means you were barely legal. that's hot.

  5. i was gonna ask what the point in getting a brown m+m on brown skin was, but i guess you about covered that. thanks for being on my wavelength!
  6. you hardly ever make me laugh... but this time, you did. keep up the good work!
  7. sometimes i like reading kids books anyway, so that wouldn't be a deterrent. i read the secret garden awhile back because i'd had it my whole life and never read it. plus, bunnies are ADORABLE.
  8. hey, so how is that? i have it, because i bought it for like a quarter at a thrift store and it's a classic or whatever so i thought i should read it, but i never have.
  9. hahahaaaaaaaaa, awww. it's like the mothership calling you home here in this thread for your queer little gamer nerd buddies! did you xbox friend hyphnip? R O T F L ! ps i like galaga, i have it on a little joystick thingy that plugs into the tv and is battery operated and it's fucking RAD.
  10. how the fuck did you get to be 27? good lord you're getting old.

  11. awww, dang, now i ain't never gonna get that purple bass i axed geoff to build me. ;)
  12. man, this is fucked up. i wish i had some liquor so i could take a shot for the guy.
  13. i should get a witten jersey so i can represent my tocayo. minnesota ain't got a chance.
  14. that's ok, fuckstick. wait til my cowboys get ahold of those fuckers next weekend. vikings what?
  15. you'll probably like it, since you fancy yourself some kinda ladies man. there are a lot of hot pickup lines and whatnot. seriously, though, you gotta suspend disbelief. and the books are HUGE. i think they're all over 800 pages and there are 7 of them - so far. i've been reading them since june, and i'm just now on the most recent one. granted, it just recently came out, but still. they're a commitment. she's a good writer and as far as i know, her historical details are mostly accurate, and on top of that it's just a good fucking story overall. a fucking massive one, but still really go
  16. yes. and this 'fantasy concert' is the coolest one yet. nice job.
  17. who the fuck died and made you commander cool? you don't know the first thing about what is or is not cool, because if you did, you would have offed yourself years ago. shut up.
  18. I LOVE THAT BOOK. i just re-read it a couple of weeks ago. fucking tom robbins. no one can write like that man. he's awesome. i've been reading the shit out of diana gabaldon. she writes historical fiction. you have to suspend disbelief a lot of the time and there's a lot of non-graphic sex and sometimes you might want to punch the characters in the face 'cause they be all actin' a fool and shit but i mean, it's historical fiction.
  19. your fair to midland day will come, my little butt dumpling. they played in dallas the day after xmas, but i couldn't go on account of how i was fucking snowed in and all. UGH.
  20. what the fuck ever. my humps is fucking awesome. your bad taste makes me want to punch you in your glasses.
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