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Bush Jokes

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yah I just found this one on the internet and was wondering if there are any other good ones out there.


One hungry Bush... 


One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.


Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

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One day Bush was in the oval office and just completed signing off some paperwork. He had a few minutes to himself before his next meeting, so he leaned back in his chair and thought to himself: "























(i just made that joke up. yeah can u believe it! (sarcasm)

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When Bush visited Iraq for Thanksgiving, I couldn't tell who the fake turkey was in the photographs.


this isnt really a joke...but i wonder who the american troops would rather shoot at, Bush or Suddam Huesein

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