What Is This?

[Crusader]

 

http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-was...hore-in-montauk

 

I'm going with turtle.

[LonelyWreckage]

Arse end looks like a chicken.

[Shiri]

Satan's little helper?

[Dan #3]

I voted for Un-Teenage Mutant Turtle in an Un-Half Shell.

[Crusader]

are its hands tied together?

[Dan #3]

If they are I don't see an entry wound from where it was executed, hitman style.

[borntohula]

an falcon alien. maybe it's the god horus. we need to find his spaceship and discover the secrets of the pyramids.

 

as an aside, i fucking love the people who write for gawker. i seriously hope that this is part of a viral marketing campaign for ali lohan's new album.

[Crusader]

the pyramids were made by aliens!

[Dan #3]

It's a baby Unas.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

his bum bum look burnt ;)

[Crusader]

it looks like it could have locomotive motion

[Dan #3]

It looks like it's flipping us the bird with it's right middle finger.

[borntohula]

sounds like the consensus is that the monster is actually a decomposed dog that someone had tied up and then thrown into the water. it apparently bears resemblance to the bone structure of a pug or a bulldog of some sort.

 

well, that's not as cool as i was hoping. kinda sad, actually. very sad.

[shade]

so thats where ecnarf has been

[borntohula]

haha well played.

[hum-an-ole]

this is super creepy

[bishopx]

I'm going with a shelled turtle.

[borntohula]

http://gawker.com/5030762/montauk-dead-mon...on-network-show

[Dan #3]

I've never seen a dog with a beak, so the "general consensus" seems to me as utter bollocks.

[borntohula]

it's not a beak. it's what is left of the dog's nose after decomposition. resembling this quite a bit:

 

 

look at its body, the way the legs bend, the tail!, what looks to be the only fur left atop of the head.

 

if the nose has decomposed, then that would explain the lack of ears as well.

[bishopx]

Wow, after looking at it again, I think you're right.