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The Big Survey.


The results of a recent poll taken in Vancouver.

Matt Good is a:



Genius 1%

Retard 99%

Matt should get a job at:



The United Nations 7%

Burger King 93%

Matt should have been a:



Dictator 97%

Exotic Male Dancer 3%

Matt should write more:



Happy Songs 2%

Songs about talking monkeys 98%

Matt should learn to:



Throw his voice and use puppets on stage 100%

Love his fellow human beings and end world hunger 0%

If Matt were an animal he would be:



A Monkey 1%

Extinct 99%


Note: Some of these results were tampered with by Matt Good. Specifically numbers 4 and 5.

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