Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

[Crusader]

Lmfao. Stories are basically just retold over and over. Possibly even going back to Biblical times. Almost nothing is original.

[no yu begin wher i end]

The parallels are eerie.

[miss_fortune]

Not even Romeo and Juliet...

[S.E. Hardy]

That was fun.

[no yu begin wher i end]

Not even Romeo and Juliet...

Yeah, that just throws the entire plot of 'Shakespeare in Love' right out the window

[Boond]

that was genious....however, i do believe luke skywalker would kick harry potters ass

[S.E. Hardy]

I'll take you up on that one. Harry owns. Period.

[Boond]

you know what, i might have to read harry potter so as to be able to do this debate properly

[HoboFactory]

It wouldn't be worth it.

[Boond]

meh i hear they are good books, from someone with very similar tastes in movies and books

[miss_fortune]

I'd put my money on Luke vs. Harry.

 

Harry's a twit and should be shot.

 

 

Malfoy, on the other hand, would obliterate Luke, simply by being that much sexier.

[Boond]

eww you think mark hammel is sexy at all...thats nasty

[miss_fortune]

....I said Draco Malfoy was sexy.

[Crusader]

The Ewoks were sexy.

[no yu begin wher i end]

All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets.

 

Harry's an emo kid at his worst. Therefore, anyone could kick his ass.

[Boond]

empire was the best

 

and lest face it darth vader could kick anyones ass

[ToadMan]

That is pointless... The parallels are not that well defined. The original Star War's synopsis was flawed. First: Luke was not rescued from the Lars, The Lars where killed by the imperials while Luke finding Obi-Wan. Next, Leia is Luke's sister, Hermine is not Harry's sister (Unless she is the illegitimate child of one of Harry's parents... but that only makes her half sister). Next: Voldermort is not Harry's father, Darth is Luke's father. Next: Luke blew up the death star, a craft that could blow up a planet; All Harry did was win a crappy game of Quididge (fuck spelling that right).

 

Lake would whip Harry in a fight... I mean it's light saber vs crappy wand.

 

Peace

[no yu begin wher i end]

It says that Luke was saved from aliens, not his his aunt and uncle. Also, this refers to the first story in the Harry Potter series and the first movie in the Star Wars trilogy, so going by those two, we don't know that Vader is Luke's father and that Leia is his twin sister.

 

Didn't Luke kick Darth Vader's ass? Obi Wan Kenobi kicked Anakin into a lava pit or something, and that's how he became mostly a machine. Therefore, Vader's ass is kickable.

[miss_fortune]

But then Anakin became Darth Vader, the ass kicker of everyone. It was a trasformation.

 

...And with about the whole Harry's ass being kicked, let me know when it happens. I want to watch the fun.

[Boond]

*clears throat*

 

though luke was not saved from the assault on the Lars homestead, Obi-wan did save him from the Tuskan Raiders (aka the sand people)...

 

And according to the movie Anakin lost his arm deuling Darth whats-his face in the shitty episode 2 i dont really care to learn everything about....

 

and luke didnt defeat vader....vader lobbed off his arm...and luke may have wounded vader a little...but than vader switched sides (worst turn of events ever) and knocks emperror palpatine down the generater shaft but is mortally wounded by force lightening doing so...

 

just to set things right

[miss_fortune]

I consider myself straightened.

[eeleye]

All I know is, Harry = prat who deserves death.

 

By lightsaber or slow and painful papercut procedure, it doesn't really matter.

[Boond]

force strangulation ....*grins evilly* (they need an emoticon with that)

[Crusader]

Star Trek was waaaaay better.

 

La deee da I'm Luke Skywalker and I have no parents. Zing Zing Zing. I'm a fucking Jedi!

[eeleye]

True. But they totally capitilized on the market by making Yoda. Damn the viewer attraction to a wrinkled green prune of wisdom.