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Top 50 Worst Songs Of The 00's According To F2k

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50. brokeNCYDE, "Bree Bree"

49. LL Cool J feat. Jennifer Lopez, "Control Myself"

48. The Moldy Peaches, "Who's Got The Crack"

47. Akon, "Sorry, Blame It On Me"

46. Dynamite Hack, "Boyz-N-The-Hood" (I actually really like this one)

45. James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"

44. Aaron Carter, "America A O"

43. Basshunter, "Please Don't Go"

42. 3 Doors Down, "Kryptonite"

41. Vanessa Hudgens, "Sneakernight"

40. Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, and the Wu-Tang Clan, "For Heaven's Sake 2000"

39. Aubrey O'Day feat. Roscoe Umali, "Never Fallin'"

38. Say Anything, "Got Your Money"

37. Satellite Party feat. Jim Morrison, "Woman In The Window"

36. Lady Sovereign, "Food Play"

35. Hampton The Hamster, "The Hampsterdance Song" (hate this one, forced me to leave my MuchMusic Grad Video Party)

34. Happy Mondays, "Jelly Bean"

33. Heidi Montag, "Higher"

32. Smash Mouth, "I Wan'na Be Like You (The Monkey Song)"

31. 50 Cent, "Amusement Park"

30. Swizz Beatz with Ja Rule and Metallica, "We Did It Again"

29. John Mayer, "Your Body Is A Wonderland" (really hate this one)

28. Xiu Xiu, "Support Our Troops OH (Black Angels OH)"

27. Kelly Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne, "Changes"

26. Beastie Boys, "In A World Gone Mad"

25. Weezer, "Heart Songs"

24. Gummibar, "I Am Your Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)"

23. Santana feat. Chad Kroeger, "Into The Night"

22. The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Bob Marley, "Hold Ya Head"

21. Crazy Frog, "Last Christmas"

20. Gym Class Heroes, "Taxi Driver" (really like this one)

19. Nickelback, "Something In Your Mouth"

18. Toby Keith, "Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue (The Angry American)" (fucking Toby Keith making bucks after supporting the troops)

17. Simple Plan, "Perfect"

16. William Hung, "O Come All Ye Faithful" (5 second wonder)

15. Hinder, "Born To Be Wild"

14. Korn, "Ya'll Want A Single?"

13. Sugababes Vs. Girls Aloud, "Walk This Way"

12. Disturbed, "Land of Confusion"

11. Darryl Worley, "Have You Forgotten?" (see Toby Keith)

10. Fieldy's Dreams, "Baby Hugh Hef"

9. Ashlee Simpson, "La La"

8. Limp Bizkit and Johnny Rzeznik, "Wish You Were Here"

7. Nicole Scherzinger, "Puakenikeni"

6. Hot Action Cop, "Fever For The Flava"

5. Alvin & The Chipmunks, "Get Munk'd"

4. Blue October, "Jump Rope"

3. Tila Tequila, "I Love U"

2. Artists Against AIDS Worldwide, "What's Goin' On (Fred Durst's Reality Check Mix)"

1. Counting Crows ft. Vanessa Carlton, "Big Yellow Taxi"

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Interesting. I'm glad I only know a couple songs from that list. But given that this was the "decade of Disney kids", I'm surprised more of that crap (which I have unfortunately heard) didn't make the list.


Oh, and absolutely everything from Kanye West, oh and that Avril Lavigne song...something about not liking somebody's boyfriend, or girlfriend, or whatever. That stuff needs to be in a "worst" list.

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Black Eyed Peas pre Fergie was actually a pretty good hip hop band.

and as soon as I heard my mom singing the lyrics to My Humps My Humps My Humps My Humps.....its not cool.

who the fuck died and made you commander cool? you don't know the first thing about what is or is not cool, because if you did, you would have offed yourself years ago. shut up.

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um *push glasses up* I'll have you know I DID work at a used album store for a year and a half and I totally listened to a used copy. and I worked at a college radio station, so my music knowledge is more than you'll ever know. *puts glasses back down*

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Black Eyed Peas *sans Fergie* - Behind The Front



Black Eyed Peas *with Fergie* - My Humps



Black Eyed Peas *with Chipmunks* - My Humps




so there you go. what's the worst of the last decade?

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I'm guessing it is an Indie Hipster website.

not quite. earlier this year, pitchfork made a list of the best of the decade, including albums, singles and whatnot, and called it "p2k." f2k is a nod to that. the list was made by maura johnson, the former editor of the music blog idolator and chris weingarten, music writer extraordinaire. the list was started on idolator, but the people who own idolator felt it was necessary to change editorial staff halfway through the list, and when maura left, she took the list with her. eventually it found a home at the village voice, where they were able to finish the countdown. my favourite entry would probably be field's dreams "baby hugh hef" because of how fucking awful the song is and how perfectly it encompasses everything that was wrong with the 00s.



what would it take to get you to go a day without making a thread?

i would also be in on any sort of negotiating if it were to take place.


i've never heard of 90% of those songs. thankfully. my humps was downright awful.

both writers are american, and from the looks of it, the US is bombarded with much more shittier music than canada.


Black Eyed Peas pre Fergie was actually a pretty good hip hop band.

and as soon as I heard my mom singing the lyrics to My Humps My Humps My Humps My Humps.....its not cool.

why are you even bothering trying to absolve black eyed peas of being completely shit? why were you even curious enough to bother looking into their back catalogue if you are dissatisfied with their current output avec fergie? not-including ms. fergalicious, there are three members of the band, all of whom have seniority in their favour as well as equal opportunity to outweigh her awfulness either performance-wise or in terms of decision making, so i really have a hard time buying the notion that fergie made BEP shit. collectively they made bad decisions and even worse music, so to point the finger solely at fergie is pretty misguided. plus, what the hell do those other two do anyways, besides dance? although it isn't saying much, fergie is probably the most talented person in the band.

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