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What Kind Of Music Did Jesus Listen To?

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I'm bored, but you love me, and want to make a new thread.

 

let's make a mix cd for jesus, who we all believe in.....let's say he comes back.

jesus! Jesus! down here, Christoffer, yeah, I'm all that we can Offer Christ.....anywhoo, I burned you a cd.

oh, I bought the mp3s.

Mp......it's things you can get off of computers.

compuuuuuuters.

anyway, it's kind of a mix cd. it's got a few John Lennon, Beatles, Matthew Good. Hayden.

yeah, Know you are busy, you've got people to see, punch some Catholic Priests.

well, keep on keeping on J.C.

*goes for a high five* *waves* lateron.

 

 

this will totally happen ;)

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Being a Catholic, I shall not say anything....

 

hey, its ok. what I've heard, you will just be transfered to another bored.

oops

may have initiated a catholic/prostestant hate thread.

 

I'm a Lutheran.

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I'm thinking jesus watching this would go like this:

"blessed at the weak for they.....um, this sucks...you know, I'm going to die for your sins, right?"

or

"yeah, I'm thinking the new Black Eyed Peas kind of sucks.

whichever is funnier (to you)

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I'm thinking jesus watching this would go like this:

"blessed at the weak for they.....um, this sucks...you know, I'm going to die for your sins, right?"

or

"yeah, I'm thinking the new Black Eyed Peas kind of sucks.

whichever is funnier (to you)

 

Neither of what you said is funny, cause well, to be honest, you are not funny.

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I am Catholic. I went to Catholic school for about 14 years.

 

That said, I am not offended by religious jokes and that 2nd video in the original post is hilarious.

 

Religion causes so many problems in this world. For all the good it does, it's also quite corrupt. If people had a better sense of humor about it, there wouldn't be so much drama in the world.

 

The world needs to collectively lighten up.

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I think he listens to Rush, Van Halen, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains, The Cure, Matthew Good, Pearl Jam, and DMB. Why you ask? Because it just wouldn't be right for the Lord Thy God, to not rock his Holy Ass off.

 

But maybe we should check in with Mrs. Jesus?

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