My First Kiss Went Something Like Ths......

[sodamntired]

3..2....1...happy new year!!!

jennifer *smack

followed my 5 other girls at the then cool party

 

was 16

 

 

so when was yours?

 

 

 

happy new year!

Edited December 28, 2010 by sodamntired

[Moonlight_Graham]

mine went a bit like this:

 

[Dan #2]

i'm not even joking, i can't remember THE first, not that i've ever even kissed an enormous number of people or anything. it was just a long tme ago. i remember playing hideandseek with my neighbour, and we kissed while we hid in her dog house, but i don't know certainly that it was the first. kind of anticlamactic, if it was. i still hadn't 'hit my stide' hahhaa

[Dan #2]

my first kiss at the public execution

[sodamntired]

 

Edited September 9, 2011 by sodamntired

[sodamntired]

[sodamntired]

[Dan #2]

sid vicious was my first mother; he knocked up my dad, margaret thatcher

[Dan #3]

I'm convinced that my first kiss was to shut me up. I was all nervous and buffony and wouldn't shut my yap, then there were lips on my lips and I was all "double-ewe-tee-eff?"

 

Sadly there are no mulligans for one's first first base.

[Dan #2]

i never knew what bases analogised. i'm assuming first is kissing, now, and i would assume as well a 'homerun' would be sex, but what about a reach-around while you're trying to use teh urinal? a foul?

[RicardoObviouso]

1st base is manual penetration.

2nd base is oral

3rd base is sexual intercourse

home run is ass to mouth

[Muran]

My best girl friend is always horrified at my breakdown of the bases:

 

1st base = Groping, clothes on, making out/grinding

2nd base = Clothes off, underwear on, making out/grinding

3rd base = Bra off for the girls, underoos on for the boys, handjobs, bare boobie touching, fingering, oral sex

Home run = Anything goes!

 

Foul ball is assplay without asking first haha

[Prometheon]

1st: kissing, making out, feeling up (breasts, whatever)

2nd: manual penetration

3rd: oral

home run: sex or anal

[RicardoObviouso]

shut the fuck up, guys.

[Dan #2]

1st base is manual penetration.

2nd base is oral

3rd base is sexual intercourse

home run is ass to mouth

 

 

 

 

 

ahaha i thought yours was best too.

 

 

 

 

what the fuck's 'manual penetration' though? i thought rape was frowned on in some cultures. doesn't sound that universal a 'game'

[RicardoObviouso]

DIGITS... FINGERS.

[foats]

what would a grandslam be? 3 some?

[sodamntired]

would be ass to ass......or something. 8-)

[guitarchick]

Mine was in grade 3 and the guy was this little obnoxious kid from tennessee. We went behing this chinese restaraunt in my home town and he proceeded to try in kiss me but ended up purposely drooling all over me and my winter jacket. Then he ran away laughing.

Wasn't the best part of my life. lol

[ToadMan]

How do you even remember that?

[guitarchick]

It was traumatic experience.

[ToadMan]

Clearly. I'm a little traumatized having read it.

[Dan #2]

hahaha isn't the past a bitch

[juanpe]

I can't remember my first kiss!

[guitarchick]

Therefore it never happened?

 

haha j/k with ya.