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‎30 Minutes Left To Live Before The World Explodes - What Do You Do?

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find the nearest not family female, kiss her, turn up the music, close my eyes, say my prayers. ;)

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recreate that music video that justin timberlake did but with someone prettier than madonna.

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Jesus is Madonna's boyfriend

 

and God is his father

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If you're Catholic, you believe Jesus is God, come to earth. God consists of The Father, The Son and the Holy Spirit.

 

Madonna = Virgin Mary.

 

Jesus was Mary Magdalene's boyfriend, if you'd like to put it in that term.

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I'd probably take a nap and then fuck madonna.

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dude have you seen madonna's arms? i'd hit up 1980's madonna but not current day. although she's still nice in her own way.

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yeah you're gonna need stamina to keep up with her.

 

why? you only need to last 30 minutes.

 

p.s. fuck fucking madonna. there's 10 million girls id rather fuck

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Find computer.

 

Log in to The Bored.

 

Post in a sodamntired thread.

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Find computer.

 

Log in to The Bored.

 

Post in a sodamntired thread.

 

Burn!!!11one!!!!!

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I replied to his tweet on this subject by stating that I would call my loved ones, call the girlfriend if she wasn't here with me and go out the way that I lived.

 

Watching the Simpsons.

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You guys are hilarious.

 

But seriously - who wouldn't fuck with only 30 minutes left to live?!

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I'm with Shiri on that one. I'd make some damned good love, and call it a day in my Angel's arms. Sappy, but true.

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