Juggalo's?

[marik]

any fans of icp here? care to explain what the fuck a juggalo is? my roommate claims to be one. so far, i understand that it's an excuse to paint your face every day, and whenever someone asks you why you don't go get a fucking job, his reply is "real juggalo's don't have jobs, they just run with the hatchet all day long!" (with a hideously painted clown face, and tougne sticking out)

[Sparq]

Sounds like a Kiss fan, but more lame.

[no yu begin wher i end]

I think a juggalo is someone who never had a proper upbringing. By that, I mean that they were dropped on their heads as infants. They possibly could have been traumatized by the man in the park with the present in his pants.

[saturnine]

fucking no talent ass clowns

[no yu begin wher i end]

I second that motion with a vengeance.

[Lauren]

you mean your room mate dresses like the icp losers and wears face paint?

[saturnine]

i would begin the search for a new roomie

[Dan #2]

a Juggallo is a dipshit fan of a dipshit band

 

 

Similiar to Slipknot's 'Maggots' or Grateful Dead's 'Deadheads', only those two bands are miles ahead of ICP

[HoboFactory]

Maybe "juggalo" is how someone who has had a number of lobatomies would pronounce "gigolo."

 

As a sidenote, Slipknot is just barely ahead of ICP...

[badseed]

This thread makes me want to vomit on my shoes.

[saturnine]

This thread makes me want to vomit on my shoes.

i've done that.. gotta love scotch

[marik]

my roommate is actually standing over me right now demanding that i write this to you all...

 

"the dark carnival will consume you all, and when it is time for you to meet the wraith, you will not be allowed into the gates of Shangri-La. you will be cast into hell's pit, and i will enjoy slicing your little necks and fucking your nedens with all my other juggalo homies"

 

 

i'm sorry. i'm really really sorry...

[Broken]

my roommate is actually standing over me right now demanding that i write this to you all...

 

"the dark carnival will consume you all, and when it is time for you to meet the wraith, you will not be allowed into the gates of Shangri-La. you will be cast into hell's pit, and i will enjoy slicing your little necks and fucking your nedens with all my other juggalo homies"

 

 

i'm sorry. i'm really really sorry...

Just when you thought the human race wasnt sad enough...

[no yu begin wher i end]

I smell a stand-up comedian in the making in your roomie, Marik ;)

[Lauren]

I believe in Jesus.

[marik]

he's not that scary physically. his personality is alttile freaky though. he seriously has painted his face 4 times SINCE halloween

[Dan #2]

As a sidenote, Slipknot is just barely ahead of ICP...

Slipknot are amazing, you can't deny that they're talented. I don't like the gimmickness, but their music is really great.

[HoboFactory]

Talented? Maybe the elecrontic sample/DJ guy is pretty skillful. But they got 9 members, some whom are stuck with the very, very musical task of hitting a beer keg (or a garbagecan maybe, I could never tell what it is) with a blunt object. What the hell, man? Sure I guess they beat ICP in the fact that they play instruments. But with lyrics like "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound" ...as far as subject matter goes... they're probably right on par with each other.

[Born to Kill]

But with lyrics like "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound" ...as far as subject matter goes... they're probably right on par with each other.

...lovely. ;)

[marik]

what is the concept behind icp? i want to be able to go toe-to-toe with my juggalo roomamte on the subject. so i got to know is there any brains behind the paint?

[no yu begin wher i end]

so i got to know is there any brains behind the paint?

I think that's a rhetorical question....

[marik]

can someone even explain one song to me, so i can seem like i can talk about something to him.

[Sparq]

Perhaps the face paint contained lead...

[new york stock exchange]

Slipknot are amazing, you can't deny that they're talented. I don't like the gimmickness, but their music is really great.

Slipknot sounds just like every other nu-metal/grunge shit band trying to play off of the lame teenaged angst of alienated kids to me. Maybe it's just me though.

[Lauren]

(Host Intro)

Let's meet contestant #1

He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown

Who says women love his sexy smile.

Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.

Sharon, what's your question?

 

(Sharon)

Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,

So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house

And have dinner with me and my family.

Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.

 

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it

I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it.

I'd probably just show up naked like I always do

And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti,

I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!

Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed

I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother

I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother

I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this

You know for only 13 she got some big tits!

After that, your dad would try to jump again

And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!

After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear,

I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!!

 

(Host)

Now let's meet contestant #2,

He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak

Who works in the Dark Carnival.

He says women call him stretch nuts.

Sharon, let's hear your question.

 

(Sharon)

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,,

A man who expresses himself in his own special way

#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?

 

First of all, I could never love you

You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care,

By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!

I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all

And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!

Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay

I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!

Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist

Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face

I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can

Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman

Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand

I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin

As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back

Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!

 

(Host)

Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon,

It's a tough choice so far,

Sharon, let's have your last question

And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date

 

(Sharon)

Ok, if we were at a dance club,

And you both noticed me at the same time,

Tell me, how would you each get my attention

And what would your pick up lines be?

Whoever's the smoothest wins!

 

Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar

And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are!

I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake,

And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.

 

Fuck that! You'd be jackin me quick!

I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick

And then to get your attention in a crowded place,

I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!

 

Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!

 

Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!

 

Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit

You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack

I walked into a bar, and there he was

Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it

It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama

 

Damn dogg!

 

How you gonna diss yo mama?

 

 

this is the song called dating game or something. it's pretty self explanitory. i don't know how these freaks even passed the preliminary tests to be on the show. anyone who even think these things makes me sick to my stomach. i have heard a bit of icp, a friend used to like them, but shes out of that phase now.

Edited November 14, 2004 by Lauren_Atmore