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Rejected Kid's Books

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I saw this on a forum and decided to share it with you. It's rejected kids book ideas and some are just plain wrong. Enjoy

 

1. You are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'

4. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book"

6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

8. Bi-Curious George

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way

19. You were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Let's Throw Rocks at Retards

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool

30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!

31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet

32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid

34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)

35. Bullies Deserve To Die

36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love

37. 101 Ways to Play with a Plastic Bag.

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ahahahahahahahahaha. those books are about you aren't they?

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lol those books are awesome! yet very very creepy, i bet chris made them up himself, what a sick twisted mind

(21's my favourite)

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ahahahahahahahahaha

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Fine then I will throw rocks at you too o.o

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hahaha. sex?

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a lot more fun ;)

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yes. tampa bay!!!

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haha, that wuz a lil random, and chris, u need help if u made those up my friend, remember my book:

 

Padded rooms, your next home.

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