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Last Night I Had The Greatest Dream Ever.

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melissa auf der maur and i drove to vegas to get married.

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Did she say 'falling' 157 times during the car ride down?

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I don't remember. But after we got married there was a lot of blurry nakedness in the hotel.

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okay! she is really hot, but i don't really care for her music, i saw her on the Put Out Your Lights tour and found her boring. Too bad it was just a dream, Auf Der Maur ft. Panic Button would be interesting

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Ha. No. There was no music. It was strictly loving all night long.

 

We talked about her dating Dave Grohl, and she said he was half the man I was. We also spoke about her feelings towards Billy Corgan, and Courtney Love.

 

But mostly it was a lot of making out.

 

That's what made the dream so great I think.

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are you sure it wasn the complimentary bed mints at the hotel that made the dream great?

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In a dream, the mints would be laced with LSD for good measure.

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and wrapped in real goldleaf foil

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hence the dream being made awesome by the mints...gah....pay attention

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Acid mints make everybody hot...or a horrifying monstrosity, whichever way it happens to go.

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going to vegas would be fun

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I had a dream yesterday where I ate pancakes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kicked your ass.

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I had a dream yesterday where I ate pancakes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kicked your ass.

Great story, man. I had pancakes for breakfast.

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I guess it was foolish of me to expect this to stay even remotely on topic.

 

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have a crush on Melissa Auf Der Maur. She's very beautiful, whether she can sing or not.

 

ps. I think she can, but there wasn't any singing in the dream. ;)

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any screaming?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you know, when you took off the paper bag?

 

 

HIYO!!!!

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No paper bag.

 

Screaming? I don't scream. And she was more of a whimperer. (God I love when women whimper. Such a turn on).

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i dont dream. well not anymore...i do sometimes but i cant remember them at all

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i dont dream. well not anymore...i do sometimes but i cant remember them at all

Everyone dreams, it's remembering that's the problem.

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You might as well have dreamt of having sexual intercourse with the lead singer from the Rolling Stones.. because Melissa Auf Der Maur is U G L Y!

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