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Elephantitus

Very bad for a hampster

The hampster would die

 

Next topic: toe nails

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what the hell does elephantitus have to do with hamsters... lol.

 

toe nails smell like feet,

you cut them off or they reek,

cut them toe nails off.

 

next topic: bazookas

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It has nothing to do with hampsters, but I was thinking about the Breakfast Club at the time. Imagine a hampster with elephantitus of...anything.

 

Bazookas kill things

They make things go boom kersplat

Oh no what a mess

 

Next topic: bowls

Edited by Kumquat

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toilet bowls are fun,

either minty or stinky,

also a hair cut

 

next topic: spider man makes you gay

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See his gyrating

Spider man dances for you

He has made you gay

 

Next topic: Manatees

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manatee so smooth,

manatee makes things okay,

i love you sea beast.

 

next topic: vcr's.

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Hahahahaha.

 

VCR not hooked

Bandito does not like it

He likes DVD's

 

next topic: sleep (which I am going to do now)

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sleep is for wussies,

sleeping is a sign of suck,

sleep is for the weak.

 

next topic: insomnia

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I, insomniac

She is getting hard to trust

I hide my spare change

 

Next topic: Rubiks Cube

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Been here for three days.

Can't even get one damn side.

Fuck me I feel dumb.

 

 

Next topic: back hair

Edited by october

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Back hair is quite gross

Reminds me of grizzly bears

People are not bears

 

Next topic: Bill Cosby

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I love my Jell-O

Remember my film "Ghost Dad"?

Nobody? Oh well.

 

 

next topic: thumb wrestling

Edited by october

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This will go nowhere

I feel like cheating at this

Let's just have a fight

 

Topic: Russian Rappers

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Rap, no one gets it

Especially in Russian

Ra Ra Rasputin

 

Next topic: Snot

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Pull out your tissue

Your nose feels very stuffy

Atchoo, what a mess

 

Next topic: lingerie

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Lingere on men

Lacey, tight, and restricting

Do you feel pretty?

 

Next topic: YTV

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stupid childish shows

with annoying voiced hostess

what a waste of time

 

next topic: carrots

Edited by Boond

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Channel Twenty-Five

This station inspires hatred

Worst T.V. ever!

 

Edit: go ahead and do carrots ;) boond posted the same time as me

Edited by danimal

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carrots:fun to eat

stand up in guacamole

inside joke ha ha

 

next topic: han solo

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han the space scoundrel

owns the fastest hunk of junk

partner to chewy

 

next topic: the amish

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always being bored

is the way of the amish

no electronics

 

next topic: star trek generations

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Kirk also Picard

Try to save the enterprise

but the ship crashes

 

next topic: bunnies

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Jumping around so quick

Sniffing the garden veggies

making new babies

 

next topic: golf

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hitting balls with sticks

easy on the knees and arms

a game for old folks

 

next topic: spaceballs

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my computer jammed,

only lonestar would do this,

at ludicrous speed.

 

next topic: murder

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