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It is getting so

I have been eyeing the knife

Must it be this way?

 

Next Topic: Deoderant for the underarms

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Busy day at work.

Did too much running around.

Need me some Old Spice.

 

Next topic: the difference between a banana and a shoelace.

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I eat one, enjoyed

I eat the other and gag

Shoelaces aren't food

 

That was horrible. Sorry.

 

Next Topic: Throwing Up

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throw up, vomit, barf

are some ways to describe it

but i'd rather not

 

next topic: why harry potter is awesome

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Throwing up is lame.

I wish that I didn't puke.

Someone help me home.

 

next topic: boomerangs.

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Slow to leave me there

All alone in the deep dark

Fast it rushes back

 

Next topic: Lava Lamps

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Whoa, I'm trippin' out.

Is this Stryper's new 8-track?

This Lava Lamp rules.

 

next topic: the letter K

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This bad haiku is

brought to you by the letter

I like to call 'K'

 

Topic: From Sea to Sea

Edited by hungte

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a whole continent

atlantic to pacific

wow a lot of land

 

darwin awards

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Some people are dumb

Sticking their privates in stuff...

that won't come back out

 

topic: RICE

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nice rice will suffice,

nice rice goes with everything,

rice is not the lice.

 

next topic: thunderbird 2

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a big green jetplane

has a box to carry stuff

its thunderbird two

 

ceiling fans

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spinning forever,

cooling loudly turning wind,

circulating air.

 

next topic: asphault

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black and made of tar

covers the ground for a car

lets you drive real far

 

(bam! rhyming haiku take that!!)

 

garden trowel

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A gardening tool

picked up and used by a fool

to make his yard cool

 

(BAM!!! take that)

 

next topic: CHEESE

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Yum I would like cheese

will you cut it for me please?

cost this any fees?

 

(BAM BAM!)

 

finger nails

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Painting finger nails

causes problems for some males

in the new york jails.

 

(BAM BAM BAM!!!!)

 

next: safari porno

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safari porno

definitely a "no no"

its not good you know

 

tunnels

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Some tunnels in Spain

Are meant for the use of train

And can be a pain.

 

next: flying monkeys

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some flying monkeys

terrorized a small donkey

and stole his house key

 

thorn bush

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Tempting soft petal

causes the hand to settle

thorns sharp as metal

 

next topic: gapped teeth

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a gap in a smile

so small yet it seems a mile

filled by tooth of tile

 

(sad i know, but this was hard)

 

dirty shoes

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Dirty Shoes: The tale of use

 

Dirt tells of a tale,

While other shoes may be clean,

Mine are well traveled.

 

ok boone, that one wuz a lil hard, no for my topic ;)

Next Topic: The smell of rain

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yes rain has a smell

noticed best after it fell

though it's hard to tell

 

 

morning dew

 

(deep enough for ya muka?)

Edited by Boond

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