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The grass feels quite damp

as you wake up with a cramp

at your summer camp

 

next: the Moon

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image of the moon

reflected on a steel spoon

gah, im such a loon

 

difficult rhyming

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Rhymes are very hard!

Kind of like reciting bard

With pain in the nard...

 

(lol, thats brutal)

 

next: tokers (marijuana smokers)

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bubble bubble bong,

causing trouble in a thong,

bubble bubble bong.

 

next topic: being lost

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hmmm where could i be

i am lost and cannot see

will someone find me

 

waking up

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My pillow is soft

But the sunlight calls my name

so i must wake up.

 

 

next: bling bling dawg

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gold chain 'round my neck

worth money or a big cheque

make my dawgs respect

 

(it rhymes....sorta)

 

world cup

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Two teams and a ball.

Matt Good likes soccer I hear.

Good for you Matthew.

 

 

next topic: missing a chromosome

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i have three fingers

and a hundred and five toes

one set of grandparents

 

(couldnt rhyme this one..too hard..curse you october)

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oops

 

how about:

 

forgetfulness

 

(appropriate n'est pas?)

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forgetfullness eh, well here goes..

 

this topic is tough,

what was the topic again?

o well, back to porn!

 

stupid and not rhyming, but good enuff!

 

next topic: EMINEM woooo!

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Eminem is gay

No room for him on NF

Thank God for Matt Good

 

next: Matthew Good

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matt is an asshole,

pink pills for his sanity,

near fantastica

 

next topic: batman

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dont skip the batman

he is the greatest hero

much better than golf

 

tv

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television rocks,

porno.. batman... family,

it's got everything.

 

next topic: brian griffin (the dog in family guy)

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card game named poker

for bluffers, liers, jokers

and sometimes smokers

 

futurama

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futurama rocks,

its a pretty funny show,

watch it and youll know.

 

next topic: simpons!

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the best family

that you can see on T.V.

tune right in and see

 

spiderman

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Shooting out his web

on buildings in the city

trying to save lives

 

lava lamps

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lava lamps are cool

there really fun to look at,

i think ill buy one

 

nex topic hockey

Edited by parkerville

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huzzah for hockey

the best sport in Canada

canucks for the cup!

 

parks

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parks are really fun,

you can play and always run,

and you can eat buns!

 

next topic: sunglasses

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