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i like sunglasses

sometimes they are know as shades

they block out the sun

 

orion the hunter

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i like lots of beer

it is cold and dispells fear

it will make me cheer

 

milkshakes

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milkshakes are very good,

chocolate and vanilla,

they are really good

 

nex topic: movies

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Drinks are cold when bought

and pop-corn is best when hot.

Movies cost a lot!!!

 

(best i could do...)

next topic: made in china

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It's not domestic.

I heard somewhere it's Chinese.

This shit's gonna break.

 

next topic: Marvin The Martian

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He's from outer space

In fact, from the planet mars

it must be cold there

 

starship troopers

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Bugs! BUGS! INCOMING!

Isn't that Doogie Howser?

Man this movie owns.

 

 

next topic: aglets

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what is an aglet

I looked it up on websters

ornamental stud

 

(that was hard ;))

 

illiteracy

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Can't read anymore.

Listened to too much damn rap.

School won't let me back.

 

 

next topic: fuzzy gorillas

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(lol i like it)

 

not just any ape

a primate covered in fur

fuzzy gorilla!

 

scurryfunger

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For twenty minutes.

I've been sitting here confused.

What's scurryfunger?

 

 

next topic: fred flintstone

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(its an ancient toothbrush...i got it from cranium...and that was payback for the aglet)

 

he is fred flinstone

greatest guy in histroy

from the town bedrock

 

bush

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Got a machinehead.

It's better than the rest.

Gavin Rossdale's broke.

 

 

next topic: george lucas pushing milk

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george once made good films

but star wars one really sucked

now he should push milk

 

(sad i know....)

 

socks

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socks are glorious

they cover disgusting feet

i really love socks

 

next topic: large heads

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have you seen anton?

his head is really giant

must be all the hair

 

(;))

 

bespin

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Ass lol. We now return you to your haiku game.

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City in the clouds.

Lando you traiterous bitch.

Make that, Vader's bitch.

 

 

next topic: antonio banderas jumping rope with batman

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Hop antonio

now you have to jump batman

wow jump rope is fun!

 

pathetic haikus

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pathetic haiku,

barely rhyming and the suck,

my name is mike b.

 

next topic: daddy's brand new van heh

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It's the OttoKar

Das is a shagin vagon

Das is Westvalia

 

 

the off topic emoticon

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off topic edit,

you say crap we delete crap,

you're in for a ban.

 

next topic: fires

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hungry always dire

consuming all in its pyre

I love a good fire

 

water

Edited by Boond

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water is tasty,

it really isnt pasty,

it lacks flavour tho.

 

next topic: what is NF

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