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NF is the best,

NF is the life of us,

Near Fantastica

 

next topic: honesty

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Don't tell any lies.

Rap's the best kind of music.

Ha Ha...huge ass lie.

 

 

next topic: a blue telephone sitting on Homer Simpson

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ring ring telephone

sitting on homer simpson

"no they hung up, DOH!"

 

the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

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Unladen swallow.

Peaking at 64 clicks.

That is some fast shit.

 

 

it's gonna be like that huh?....next topic:

 

How the axis that the earth spins on shifts 1.1 meter every year.

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speeches are stupid,

the haiku topics are dumb,

make them easier

 

next topic: jesus

 

edit: be nice to others ;) its in the RULES

Edited by danimal

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Jesus was a Jew

who made a new religion

Christianity!!

 

next: dead star

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Burning ball of gas.

No it's not Eminem's ass.

It's a dying star.

 

 

next topic: how hard it is for some people to think of the correct syllables to use in a haiku

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Five for the first line?

Syllables are tough to count ;)

Why am i so dumb?

 

next: shot in the back.

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wounded and bloodied

just an unseen betrayel

just another day

 

(lol, im bitter today)

 

wisdom teeth

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wisdom teeth are good,

it hurts when they get removed,

they dont make you smart

 

nex totpic: Dr Dre

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Who is Doctor Dre?

no one really gives a care

find a rap forum!

 

 

dumbass

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Red Foreman's best burn.

He'll shove his foot up your ass.

Don't be a dumbass.

 

 

next topic: the remainder left over when you subtract apples from oranges

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subtract some apples,

from a lot of oranges:

you have fruit salad?

 

the exact value of pi

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Three point one four one,

thats the ticket thats the one,

circle measurement

 

next topic: exploding cars

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Pi has a value?

the exact number is long...

just eat pie instead ;)

 

edit: use crusaders - exploding cars

Edited by danimal

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Vroom and than Ka-Boom

Tires and parts fall everywhere

as a car explodes!

 

the batmobile

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Jerod lost some weight

Happy got a hole-in-one (from happy gilmore movie, he was sponsored by subway)

Eat fresh at Subway ;)

 

next: good vibes

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good vibes are very good,

they are really good for vibes,

good vibes good vibes vibes

 

maggie simpsons soother

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Just suckin' away

Maggie Simpson rockin' it

She falls down a lot

 

 

next topic: the chief export of Sri Lanka in 1995

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Who's Brian Warner?

Just a guy from Florida?

Marilyn Manson

 

 

next topic: the destruction of a plastic fork

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The microwave: Plastics enemy

 

Round and round it spins,

Slowly shrinking from our world,

Lost in the abyss.

 

Next topic: Tears of a child

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Tears fall to the floor.

More innocence has been lost.

To reality.

 

 

next topic: using a safety pin to hold together a green sweater with hot pink stripes

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omg, could u make this any harder october? lol.

 

Pink and Green: Clash of the titans

 

It will hold them tight,

The two titans that will fight,

To catch someones eye.

 

Next topic: A foggy marsh

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