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look out it's a marsh

elusive in this deep fog

looks like you fell in

 

wet shoes

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My socks were once dry.

Then I stepped in a puddle.

Now my kicks are soaked.

 

next topic: the way a jar of peanut butter looks when its empty

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The brown paste is gone,

the jar so empty... alone,

dried peanut butter

 

next topic: a beaver puppet

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Stick your hand inside.

Start choppin' all of that wood.

Yay beaver puppets.

 

 

next topic: how many nuns and grizzly bears could fit inside of a green Jetta?

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bears are very large

and nuns aren't that small either

so few will fit in

 

one legged hookers on pogo-sticks

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Standing on the street.

Them ho's be bouncin' like nuts.

Crazy three-limbed tricks.

 

 

wow that was bad.

 

 

next topic: if boond and danimal ever had a love child.

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(dan i think the secret is out)

 

beware our love child,

boondanimal it's name

it shall eat your child

 

anton, and the amazing technicolor mouse pad

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Click Clickity Click.

Bright colors that make me sick.

Anton's mouse pad owns.

 

 

next topic: the golden ratio of 1.618

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golden ratio

Of what, i may never know

i am confused, doh!

 

petting sharks

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Cute shark! Yes you arrreee!!!

Has anyone seen my arm?

Now I'm blacking out.

 

 

next topic: singing show tunes while rubbing yourself in contact cement

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singing some show tunes (alliteration BAM)

covered in contact cement

what a waste of time

 

tap dancing in lava, with a cocktail umbrella

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Wow its really hot

Tapdancing in some lava

Hope it dosent rain

 

 

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Surfing in the arctic in the middle of a thunderstorm

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Hang ten my brother!

Hey look there's a polar bear!

Walking in the storm.

 

next topic: playing patty-cake with a giraffe named Heinrich von Speedrick.

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heinrich von speedrick

one very gifted giraffe

who plays patty-cake

 

sex is more fun than logic in the same manor mount everest is, and elmer coghan isnt

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Gettin' my freak on.

This beats Everest any day.

Elmer can eat me.

 

 

it's gonna be like that huh?

 

 

next topic: the route a caterpillar walks up a tree trunk while contemplating the summer solstice during a freak thunderstorm that's raining octopus fetuses.

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Climbing up the tree...

Walking through the fetuses

Gonna smell later...

 

Best i could come up with....

 

next topic: Buying a Coffee Crisp in a convinence store with a black ski mask on

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Give me the money!

DO IT NOW OR I'LL CAP YOU!!!!

...and a Coffee Crisp.

 

 

next topic: why knives shouldn't be used as diapers

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Baby is crying

I have to change the daiper

Ow! I cut myself

 

 

 

 

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A dog and a Camel disscusing world politics

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What's your opinion?

Well camel, what do you think?

The world's in hell, dog.

 

 

next topic: yellow canaries dancing with giant ants wearing kilts.

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