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(dan i think the secret is out)

 

beware our love child,

boondanimal it's name

it shall eat your child

 

anton, and the amazing technicolor mouse pad

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singing some show tunes (alliteration BAM)

covered in contact cement

what a waste of time

 

tap dancing in lava, with a cocktail umbrella

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heinrich von speedrick

one very gifted giraffe

who plays patty-cake

 

sex is more fun than logic in the same manor mount everest is, and elmer coghan isnt

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Gettin' my freak on.

This beats Everest any day.

Elmer can eat me.

 

 

it's gonna be like that huh?

 

 

next topic: the route a caterpillar walks up a tree trunk while contemplating the summer solstice during a freak thunderstorm that's raining octopus fetuses.

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Climbing up the tree...

Walking through the fetuses

Gonna smell later...

 

Best i could come up with....

 

next topic: Buying a Coffee Crisp in a convinence store with a black ski mask on

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