A. Simpson

[borntohula]

I would only do that in order to iron her face off.

Wretched bitch.

hahaha that was unexpected but hilarious. good job.

 

the_rat_who_would_be_king and i agreed that we hate the fact that she and her sister are ruining music television daily.

[Seanathon]

i fucking hate those Bowling For Soup bastards.

 

And i hate George Bush too.

 

But i love Dennis Rodman.

 

Who do you love?

GUYS!! I did my best to derail this motherfucker into lockdown, but i can't do it by myself!!!!!

 

Snip.

I am NOT reading all of that.

[Dan #2]

i don't remember saying snip.

[Seanathon]

You should've. Then I would've read it all.

[no yu begin wher i end]

...more thought out...

By Joe Simpson.

[trufflepig]

Avril is alright. Ashlee Simpson is better. More range, better lyrics... less punk, more thought out and genuine.

dude april fools day was a couple weeks ago

[saturnine]

i knew this dude named andy simpson when i was in high school. that guy was such a douche.

[ecnarf]

^ YOU'RE such a douche.

[saturnine]

never claimed not to be.

[ecnarf]

Fair enough.

 

Pot kettle black, though.

[saturnine]

who you callin' black?

[ecnarf]

The kettle, I would assume.

[Dan #2]

I wouldn't, if i were you.

[ecnarf]

Wouldn't assume?

[no yu begin wher i end]

'Cause we all know what happens when we assume...

[Dan #2]

kneee caps get busted...

[mofonik]

ashlee simpson rules.

[matrix]

Ashlee Simpson can lick my balls. That dumb biatch needs to go back to her crappy acting on 7th Heaven and stop playing her shit music on SNL and Superbowls.

[Guest Bimbly]

well boys, i wouldn't turn her down. i think you make me want to la la is some pretty serious innuendo. i like it.

[ecnarf]

It makes an ass out of you and me...

[matrix]

well boys, i wouldn't turn her down. i think you make me want to la la is some pretty serious innuendo. i like it.

Her serious innuendo seems to me like she's a big ol' slut. I'm surprised her 'man of the cloth' father doesn't have something to say about her 'non-catholic' words.

 

Since they're raking in all the dough, I'm sure he's not mad.

[Guest Bimbly]

im pretty sure she doesnt even write her own words so if shes a slut its by no indication of the song. either way, matt goods a slut too. check out hello time bomb.

[pearanoid]

This thread is in the wrong forum.

[matrix]

Regardless of whether she writes her own songs or not, she still sings them. And since she actually does write or co-write them, that makes her double the slut. Writing and singing.

 

I'm just saying...if they're the 'christian' family they claim to be, they wouldn't be singing songs such as 'La La'. Come on, you'd have to be an idiot not to notice the innuendo.

[pearanoid]

She's not saying she's doing it, she's just saying she wants to. Urges are okay, she just can't act on them. Unless she's married. And maybe she's singing this song about her future husband when she's married. Then it's actually okay by the Christian faith.