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Molson Kick.

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Oh. My. Fucking. God.

 

They have created the perfect drink. Molson combines Alcohol and my favourite drug of all time; Caffeine. I know that these drinks have existed before, but I have never tried any of them.

 

I am currently in awe at the wondrous beauty of this perfect drink.

 

But seriously, fuck Molson. This ain't no blowjob party, this is a praise to the fact that someone combined caffeine and alcohol in the same beverage.

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i heard (don't know if it's true) that that fucks you up. Some bar got in shit for mixing vodka and red bull.

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Buzz Beer, anyone?

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Yeah really, way to rip off Drew Carey!

Plus I don't drink coffee, so I don't care for a beer with caffine in it. I don't drink molson's either.

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This isn't a blowjob party?

 

Awww shucks...

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i heard (don't know if it's true) that that fucks you up. Some bar got in shit for mixing vodka and red bull.

Yes. It does fuck you up quite nicely.

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I was up until 4 in the morning. I don't drink coffee ever, so i think it did a lot more to me than it would to a regular caffiene drinker.

Thumbs up, though/

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Well, i don't know. I'm seventeen, so i don't get into bars often, lol.

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If they were to add anything to the Vodka it would be Water. If you are to add caffeine it causes the alcohol to get the subject drunk a lot quiker. If you add water, they need to buy more and more to get drunk, thus generating more profit for the bar.

 

1. Alcohol + Water

2. ????

3. PROFIT!!!

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that's kind of like:

 

1) collect underwear

2) ??

3) HUGE PROFIT

 

Peace

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yeah but i guarantee that more beer companies will follow suit..

but molson "kick"? that's such a terrible name.. lol

it sounds like something simple plan would conjure up as a name.

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that's kind of like:

 

1) collect underwear

2) ??

3) HUGE PROFIT

 

Peace

Indeed I was referencing the underpants gnoes from South Park.

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i heard (don't know if it's true) that that fucks you up. Some bar got in shit for mixing vodka and red bull.

1. That's sort of the point.

 

2. I don't believe bars are allowed to mix the two. Fortunately, selling a combination of vodka and a can of red bull to a drunk person is something different. This is what I have seen.

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