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What The Fuck Is Bon Tempo

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Yep, i'll tell you their story..... They grew up in the rough outbacks of Coquitlam. They were abandoned as babies by their parents, but luckily Warne Livesey found them and started training them in the way of the music! It was a hard life for them, but they made it interesting by having sexual experiences with each other. Finally their time came when they made their first band called the BonTempos. They made music, made people happy...but thats when tragedy struck! During a common Coquitlam hurricane Rich was ripped from Matt! After many years, Matt slowly forgot about his horny friend and pressed on and joined a new band, The Rodchester Kings. Matt played for this band, but knew deep down he was missing something...or someone! He left that band and made his own band called MGB!....Holy shit he was on top of the world but after 3 albums, for reasons unknown, he dropped Geoff Lloyd. But now he had no bassist! Luckily for him he was looking through a trashpile, probably looking for Spice Girl CDs, when he came across a drunken man by the name of Rich Priske!!! Now that they were reunited they made great music and had wonderful children!

 

And that is the story of Matt and Rich. Fuckin enjoy!

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Yep, i'll tell you their story..... They grew up in the rough outbacks of Coquitlam. They were abandoned as babies by their parents, but luckily Warne Livesey found them and started training them in the way of the music! It was a hard life for them, but they made it interesting by having sexual experiences with each other. Finally their time came when they made their first band called the BonTempos. They made music, made people happy...but thats when tragedy struck! During a common Coquitlam hurricane Rich was ripped from Matt! After many years, Matt slowly forgot about his horny friend and pressed on and joined a new band, The Rodchester Kings. Matt played for this band, but knew deep down he was missing something...or someone! He left that band and made his own band called MGB!....Holy shit he was on top of the world but after 3 albums, for reasons unknown, he dropped Geoff Lloyd. But now he had no bassist! Luckily for him he was looking through a trashpile, probably looking for Spice Girl CDs, when he came across a drunken man by the name of Rich Priske!!! Now that they were reunited they made great music and had wonderful children!

 

And that is the story of Matt and Rich. Fuckin enjoy!

....so thats what people from squamish do with their free time. i always wondered, as i flew through your town into whistler, squamish's more popular, better looking, next door neighbour.

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