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Poll: Is Alcohol Your Friend?

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  1. 1. Well?

    • Yes
      26
    • No
      15
    • You fucking alcoholic
      6


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I'd say alcohol is an acquaintance. I could live without it, but why bother?

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Where's the love-hate option? It's super fantastic, except it tends to make me sick pretty easily. I guess it's for my own good though, or I'd be drunk at work every damn day.

;)

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School has been sucking pretty much lately. We walked to Rite-Aid today to buy some batteries so I could listen to In a Coma on my CD player when I noticed they sold liquor. Almost chugged a few Mikes Hard and then went to my Pharmacy Ethics Lab. It was SO tempting.

 

You don't have that much of a hold on me alcohol!!! Take that.

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Mikes? Damn. I've had several shots of vodka before work without thinking twice. And it HELPS my performance. Or so I believe, being an alcoholic.

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I've always wanted to show up drunk to work but that would be very bad. People might get the wrong prescriptions and then I would be in big trouble. A couple of times I think I was still tipsy from the night before but other than that sobriety at work is a must.

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shitty. I have one of those jobs where thinking isn't required. I answer the phone, say the same crap over and over, occasionally tell a cx to fuck off, they're not entitled to a promotion because they're nothing but cheap-ass pathetic promo-hoppers and can rot in hell, but other than that...drunk is best.

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I have one of those jobs where they make you crawl into small areas and dig out sawdust, before pushing it down a chute which you may or may not fall down.

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You have to take Alcohol in doses. If you hang around with him too much you start looking like an idiot. But he loosens me up a bit as long as i don't hang around with him for very long. The last time i did that he thought it would be hilarious if he crawled into my stomach and forced me to vomit.

What's really annoying though is how popular he is. I mean give me a break. My friends are always saying "Hey! Have you met Alcohol?" "Yo we're going to go pick up Alcohol. Wanna come?" "I paid good money for that Alcohol."

 

He's a pimp is what he is.

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I meant more of a prostitute. See how his arms and legs are spread out in every direction? OH indeed. i.e. OH alcohol! Can noone curb your rowdy ways?

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Hey, take it easy on poor ethanol, he's had a rough week.

 

and those aren't legs, those are CH bonds! Stupid.

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i have good times with alcohol. like last night. but man its friggin hard to play pool drunk

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I'm hoping the me and my good buddy alcohol have a nice time tonight.

 

My other friends made me promise not to donate blood this morning and to actually eat dinner before I hang out with alcohol because they don't want a repeat of the last time alcohol treated me like a whore. Apparently its difficult to cross international customs with someone who has just partied with alcohol so much that they won't some to and the officer thinks they are dead. I wouldn't remember that thought.

 

Can anyone explain how my pajama's ended up underneath the kitchen table?

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i had a good time with alcohol last night. We ended up at wendy's, eating baked potatoes and making fun of the penticostal kids.

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I'm posting in this thread because me and alky are chillin' tonight.

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i'm jealous.

 

On another note, my girlfriend and i have made it through 1.14 litres of vodka in the last week.

 

I've got the fucking bottle as a prize.

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My dad once drank so much he lost control of his mind and tried to murder myself and siblings with a knife. That's alcohol for you.

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My dad's a holiday drunk. But the entire Burpee family is, in relative, happy and fun drunks anyways.

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