Dan #2 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 i want a zombie survival guide Being an avid climber, i have mastered the grocery store. In event of a zombie invasion, i will take to the roofs (rooves?) with my friends and we'll break through the skylights and live in the grocery store. You can live on superstore with us if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 you should buy that for me ;) i would but i'm just a poor student. but i still want you to survive the zombie insurrection, so maybe you should go live with dan on his superstore roof. i haven't found a stronghold yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #2 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 you're welcome to come too, hulaboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous Yam Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 The only place to be during a zombie invasion is Canadian Tire. They have everything: hardware, guns & ammo, and many various other supplies. As for the food situation, i find they are often very close to grocery stores of some type, so all you would need to do is build a tunnel or fortifed passageway and you'd be set! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #2 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 I will bet you $1000 that you would starve before the tunnel's grand opening celebration. Guns will do you no good when you're starving, unless you kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous Yam Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 True. Fine, i change my plan do "grab the guns and go raid the grocery store, and shoot zombies with the guns". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 i might have to move to fredericton... so far i haven't found any cool places to hide in barrie. but that might just be because it's barrie. i have a contingency plan made for my hometown of mississauga but it's kind of useless if i'm not there. it was a good one too. the_rat_who_would_be_king and i planned it all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #3 Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. ohhh i've been there. and i agree. there isn't much to that place is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #2 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. Whatever you do, go 30 minutes Southwest of Barrie. My hometown of Alliston is missed greatly by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. Whatever you do, go 30 minutes Southwest of Barrie. My hometown of Alliston is missed greatly by me. a few people i go to school with are from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #3 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. ohhh i've been there. and i agree. there isn't much to that place is there? Underage sex and drugs is all Orillia has. Oh, and a shitty theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. ohhh i've been there. and i agree. there isn't much to that place is there? Underage sex and drugs is all Orillia has. Oh, and a shitty theater. not to mention a tim hortons. i've only ever been to the tim hortons and the georgian college campus there for a lecture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #3 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Fuck, there's like 8-9 Tim Hortons in Orillia and it's a town of only about 30 000 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 barrie has something stupid like 21. barrie isn't a huge place either... there are only 4 exits or so on the highway... but we need 21 tim hortons apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #3 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Yeah, but Barrie is a growing city, Orillia is a place where old people go to die and the only reason the other people are there is so that they can cash in on unemployment and welfare checks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Yeah, but Barrie is a growing city, Orillia is a place where old people go to die and the only reason the other people are there is so that they can cash in on unemployment and welfare checks. is rama in orillia or is it further north? because then i truly understand the old people attraction to that place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #3 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Rama is further north, it's actually a Native Reserve, a town onto it's self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Rama is further north, it's actually a Native Reserve, a town onto it's self. god bless those native canadians... or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 GIVE me the money Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 consider it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan #2 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. Whatever you do, go 30 minutes Southwest of Barrie. My hometown of Alliston is missed greatly by me. a few people i go to school with are from there. i wonder if i ever knew them? Fredericton has about 15 Tim Hortons... it's a national disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarrod Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 (edited) woops. double post. and the first post wasn't even right! Edited October 18, 2005 by Jarrod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarrod Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 we really don't have too many timmies here in victoria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntohula Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Whatever you do don't go 30 minutes north of Barrie. My hometown of Orillia is a pile of stinking poop. Whatever you do, go 30 minutes Southwest of Barrie. My hometown of Alliston is missed greatly by me. a few people i go to school with are from there. i wonder if i ever knew them? Fredericton has about 15 Tim Hortons... it's a national disease. i don't mind the donuts on occasion. it's also sometimes a good place to meet for study groups. my friend who is from alliston is mike nichol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...