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shouldn't jesus be no. 3? the holy trinity yo. 7 would be lucifers jersey

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The number SEVEN is one of the most significant numbers in the Holy Bible.

 

When man began to analyze and combine numbers, he developed other interesting symbols. He took the perfect world number FOUR and added to it the perfect divine number, THREE, and got SEVEN, the most sacred number to the Hebrews. It was earth crowned with heaven -- the four-square earth plus the divine COMPLETENESS OF GOD. So we have SEVEN expressing COMPLETENESS through union of earth with heaven. This number is used more than all other numbers in the Word of God, save the number ONE.

 

In the Book of Revelation the number SEVEN is used throughout. There are SEVEN churches, SEVEN Spirits, SEVEN stars, SEVEN seals, SEVEN trumpets, SEVEN vials, SEVEN personages, SEVEN dooms, and SEVEN new things. SEVEN symbolizes Spiritual Perfection. All of life revolves around this number. SEVEN is used over 700 times in the Bible. It is used 54 times in the Book of Revelation.

 

The whole Word of God is founded upon the number SEVEN. It stands for the SEVENTH day of the Creation Week, and speaks of the Millennial Rest day. It denotes COMPLETENESS or PERFECTION.

 

In Leviticus 23:15-16, the number SEVEN and the Sabbath, which was the SEVENTH day, is connected with the word COMPLETE. The word COMPLETE follows after the words "SEVEN SABBATH" (Seventh day). The day following the SEVENTH sabbath there was something NEW that took place.

 

"In the days of the voice of the SEVENTH angel, when he shall begin to sound the mystery of God should be FINISHED."

 

"And the SEVENTH angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne saying, It is DONE." (Revelation 16:17)

 

The word CREATED is used SEVEN times in connection with God's creative work. (Genesis 1:1; Genesis 1:21; 1:27 (three times); 2:3; and 2:4). God created all things in the beginning and then took six days of restoring His creation and then rested on the SEVENTH day. (Genesis 2:1-3). He appointed SEVEN days for the week, and most, if not all advanced nations reckon time in that way: SEVEN days to the week. Few ever stop to think of why there are SEVEN days in a week. Do atheists and infidels give God and the Bible credit for it?

 

There are SEVEN notes in the musical scale. All other pitches are only variations of these. When the musician uses the eighth note he goes back to "do" and starts over. Man named the notes but God fixed the sounds, even as God fixed the days of the week, and man named them.

 

Noah took the clean beasts into the ark by SEVENS (Genesis 7:2) SEVEN days after Noah went into the ark the flood came. (Genesis 7:-10) Peter tells about the long-suffering of God waiting in the days of Noah. (I Peter 3:21) Those SEVEN days COMPLETED God's time of waiting.

 

When Israel took the city of Jericho God told them to march around the city SEVEN times. Thus, on the SEVENTH day, when they marched around the city SEVEN times, they COMPLETED their marching. (Joshua 6:1-16)

There were SEVEN FEAST days of our Lord. (Passover, Unleavened, First-fruits, Pentecost, Atonement, Trumpets and Tabernacle). (Leviticus 23:1-44)

 

There were SEVEN branches on the CANDLESTICK in the Holy Place in the Tabernacle and this pictures the COMPLETE light of God for the souls of man.

 

Solomon was SEVEN years in building the Temple and kept the Feast for SEVEN days. Job had SEVEN sons. When his friends came to visit him they sat SEVEN days and SEVEN nights in silence, and afterward they were required to offer a Burnt Offering of SEVEN bullocks and SEVEN rams. Naaaman washed SEVEN times in the Jordan. The Saviour spoke SEVEN words from the Cross. SEVEN men of honest report were chosen to administer the alms of the church in Acts 6:1-7. There were SEVEN years of plenty and SEVEN years of famine in Egypt during the days of Joseph.

 

SEVEN times in the Book of Revelation blessing of the Lord are promised to His people. These are called the "BEATITUDES" of Revelation. These are found in Chapters 1:3; 14:13; 16:15; 19:9; 20:6; 22:7, 14.

 

SEVEN times the Book of Life is mentioned in the Bible. The Book of Revelation is a Book of SEVENS. We have SEVEN churches, SEVEN seals, SEVEN Trumpets, SEVEN Personages, SEVEN vails (sic), SEVEN dooms, SEVEN new things. SEVEN SEVENS make up this Book . It is the COMPLETENESS of all things.

 

Jesus said to "forgive SEVENTY times SEVEN" In other words, He is saying, "Keep on forgiving until you are complete." Even the duration of Israel's great punishments was based upon this law of SEVENS. Their captivity in Babylon was for SEVENTY years, ten periods of SEVENS. (Jeremiah 25:11-12; Daniel l9:2)

 

It would be well for the reader to always remember the SEVEN means COMPLETENESS or SPIRITUAL PERFECTION. Whenever you come to a SEVEN in the Word of God read the meaning and the message is plain.

 

SEVEN is found 735 times in the Bible. SEVENFOLD is mentioned 6 times and SEVENTH is found 119 times.

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the power of christ compels me. if they had a hockey jersey, i'd be all over it, but of course, they are american and only have football, basketball and baseball. i wonder if they have nascar-style jackets...

 

fuck it, i'll just buy a leafs jersey with JESUS 1 on it

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If he was as heavenly as apparently this website says then i guess they would be playing with a handicap. What a fucking hilarious website, that audio playing was unbelieveably cheesy, but man, hilarious rediculous beyond belief! If i ever see someone wearing those i'll begin pointing and laughing, and then getting others around me to join in.

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I KO'd Jesus in 11 seconds in a bareknuckle boxing match.

 

Then later, he got his posse and tried to jump me in the alley behind the bar.

 

3 are dead, 1 is in a permanent coma, 2 are quadriplegic, 1 is a blind deaf nugget, and Jesus has no bones anymore. Then i drank most of their blood, went home, and smoked a joint. Then i watched Ren and Stimpy and fell asleep on the couch.

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I KO'd Jesus in 11 seconds in a bareknuckle boxing match.

 

Then later, he got his posse and tried to jump me in the alley behind the bar.

 

3 are dead, 1 is in a permanent coma, 2 are quadriplegic, 1 is a blind deaf nugget, and Jesus has no bones anymore. Then i drank most of their blood, went home, and smoked a joint. Then i watched Ren and Stimpy and fell asleep on the couch.

mannnn, who HASN'T done that.

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I still think the "I'm With Jesus" with an arrow pointing upward t-shirts outdo these by a long shot.

 

I especially love how impressionable teens wear them to compensate for their otherwise crippling lack of self-confidence.

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