Pirates 4 Life

[jesuisspatula]

hah! Fuck chests. I can hop fences without worrying about getting my 'bra' caught on it, unlike some large chested people I know!

[WalrusMeat]

... That was one time!!

[Dan #2]

I think i may have missed something ;)

[jesuisspatula]

not too much, we are just discussing how pirate women need large chests...so I suppose I shall be a transvestite mopper of the poop-deck.

[WalrusMeat]

But, you're still getting your chest implants Dan.

[Scot]

ones that will kick your ass.

hilarious.

 

somalia get's the beatdowns, tonight at eleven. ;)

[Ravenous Yam]

not too much, we are just discussing how pirate women need large chests...so I suppose I shall be a transvestite mopper of the poop-deck.

Every pirate crew needs one of those!

[WalrusMeat]

And Christina will make a wonderful one for us.

[jesuisspatula]

Oh you bet! I will mop that floor until it can be mopped no longer because it is all peeling and sick, then I will refinish is and mop it some more!

[WalrusMeat]

That would mean you need carpentry skills.

[jesuisspatula]

I have carpentry skills you freaky styley ninja woman!

[Spritzup]

Your respective avatars blow my mind... the ninja one isn't ninjastyle. I think you're making my eyes bleed.

[WalrusMeat]

Christina's is an attempt at being a Ninja, using a t-shirt. It proves how inferior she is to me.

[Dan #2]

I found some pictures of modern pirates!

 

http://ericpasquier.com/3.tpl?ID_feature=50&stat_hide=T

[WalrusMeat]

I noticed that this thred had died, so I will bring it back with a check list that we need:

 

1.Dinosaurs

2.Rum, lots of rum

3.Cool swords

4.Those old Muskets

5.Some sort of curse that makes us turn to skeletons in the moonlight

6.A boat, for when we're sailing

7.A really cool fort in Manitoba (I was thinking we take over their Parliment Buildings)

8.Ninja Style needs a sexy corsette (please, donate)

9.A parrot for Dan #2

10.A sign that says "No Girls Allowed" so that if someone stumbles across our province they just think it's a silly little boys club house.

[crazycanuck]

7.A really cool fort in Manitoba (I was thinking we take over their Parliment Buildings)

Why, as pirates, would you have your fort in a landlocked city?

[Spritzup]

Cuz it's the last place anybody would ever look for us.

 

And don't forget that we need wenches, can never have to many wenches.

[WalrusMeat]

.... you calling me a wench?

[Spritzup]

Yes.... or no.... depends if you like it or not. ;)

[WalrusMeat]

Good answer.

[Dan #2]

I noticed that this thred had died, so I will bring it back with a check list that we need:

 

1.Dinosaurs

2.Rum, lots of rum

3.Cool swords

4.Those old Muskets

5.Some sort of curse that makes us turn to skeletons in the moonlight

6.A boat, for when we're sailing

7.A really cool fort in Manitoba (I was thinking we take over their Parliment Buildings)

8.Ninja Style needs a sexy corsette (please, donate)

9.A parrot for Dan #2

10.A sign that says "No Girls Allowed" so that if someone stumbles across our province they just think it's a silly little boys club house.

you're good.

 

 

But yeah, 11 is wenches. Wenches without the hiv.

 

haha rum is so awesome. the best is when it's 75% and you wake up in the morning and your throat tastes like blood.

[WalrusMeat]

I actually hate rum, it makes me slutty.

 

I just put it on the list, because it's the drink that pirates drink!

[Dan #2]

Rum makes everyone slutty. That's why it's awesome.

[WalrusMeat]

You do have a point.

 

Now, let's work on that curse. How will we become skeletons in the moonlight?

[Dan #2]

Drink lots of rum and have safe but awesome pirate sex. No hiv for this cracka!