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Family Guy Quotes

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Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.

 

 

 

 

Tom: And now to our weatherman Olie Oliver for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Olie?

Olie: ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!

Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?

Olie: USED TO!

Tom: Where is it now?

Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!

Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?

Olie: BRING SOUP!

Tom: What kind?

Olie: CHUNKY!

Tom: Thanks, Olie. Up next, a pig that won't eat Jews.

 

 

Just a couple to start everyone off...

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