Post Awesome, Unique, And/or Funny Lyrics

[Prometheon]

This song is pretty wicked and has a very funny theme going on. But the song is actually pretty cool. Check these out:

 

Ra-Fallen Rock Zone

 

Who do you see, standing behind you?

Your shadow's me and you are mine

What do you want, you sick fucking pervert?

I'll hunt you down for all of time

 

(chorus)

Falling rock zone

A broken back bone

I wanna hear you scream into your cell phone

You're just a traitor, 11th grader

A cyber sex addicted masturbator

 

Cowardly punk you make me nauseous

Misguided fool you have no balls

Stalking young girls preying on weakness

Bent on a life with bars for walls

 

(chorus)

 

Yeah we

[HoboFactory]

I've always been amused by "Tiny Cities Made of Ashes" by Modest Mouse:

 

We

[Prometheon]

By the way, don't feel the need to post entire songs. Just snall snippets work, like this cool bit from a band called Kamelot:

 

Speak my friend, you look surprised

I thought you knew I'd come disguised

On angel wings, in white

 

It's about the devil revealing himself to this young dude out trying to find the world, but he disguises himself as an angel and makes all sorts of false promises in return for his soul and stuff. Very cool.

[radio_bomb]

Tiny Cities Made of Ashes is an awesome song so are the lyrics, so are Modest Mouse (who usually have awesome lyrics)

[shade]

you're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks

your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt

you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up

i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a fucking cunt

15 year kids don't care about animal's and women's rights

but you force it down thier throats,cuz you're a fucking cunt

your writing's about as interesting as allen funt's

i hope you die,cuz you're a fucking cunt

 

you're,a,fucking,cunt

[cleric9999]

the string by the notwist

 

That was the day

They put that string into your head

It made such terrifying noises

That you wished that you were dead.

You've been thrown

To be the stone

That kills the people who once left you all alone.

These are the things you'll die for

[Shiri]

These have made me laugh recently:

 

"Sexy girl meet me in the bathroom

Sexy girl call me on the phone

Woman friend take me to your bedroom

Let me show how I'm full grown"

 

Sexy Results - Death From Above 1979

 

"My body is your body

I won't tell anybody

If you wanna lose my body

Go for it, yeah

My body is your body

I won't tell anybody

If you wanna lose my body

Go for it, yeah

Go for it, yeah"

 

We Are Scientists - Nobody Move Nobody Get Hurt

 

Yeah, so I think a lot about sex recently, so what?!

[Dan #2]

the funniest lyrics in the history of music belong to James Blunt:

 

"You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause Ill never be with you.

 

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As I walked on by.

She could see from my face that I was,

fucking high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But we shared a moment that will last till the end."

[Shiri]

Hahahaha ;)

[HoboFactory]

Tiny Cities Made of Ashes is an awesome song so are the lyrics, so are Modest Mouse (who usually have awesome lyrics)

Damn straight. Modest Mouse (and Ugly Casanova for that matter) seem to be responsible for most of my favorite lyrics. The blunt cynicism (often set to upbeat music) is solid gold. Such as the song "Parasites"

 

 

The parasites are excited when you're dead

Eyes bulging, entering your head.

And all your thoughts, they rot.

God and satan they gamble when you're dead

Beams of light, one sprite, the other's bourbon instead

And all your thoughts, they rot.

It was hot and time was stickin to my skin.

We're all a punchline to a joke that they won't let us in on.

And all your thoughts, they rot.

 

As for non-Modest Mouse/Ugly Casanova stuff...

 

"Short Man On Tv" by Lodger:

 

Receding hairline

Woman that ain't mine

Short man on TV

He's a fucking swine

 

Staying home to dine

White bread, red wine

I should be sick

But I'm feeling fine

 

I am seeing things

and things look ugly

and things look ugly

 

Electric moonshine

Disconnect the line

Short man on TV

He's a fucking swine

 

I'm seeing things

and things look ugly

and things look ugly

and things look ugly

[shenanigans87]

the funniest lyrics in the history of music belong to James Blunt:

 

"You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause Ill never be with you.

 

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As I walked on by.

She could see from my face that I was,

fucking high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But we shared a moment that will last till the end."

Argh. I woke up to that song on Wednesday. Ruined my entire day. I'd like that man's head on a stake. ;)

[HoboFactory]

the funniest lyrics in the history of music belong to James Blunt:

 

"You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause Ill never be with you.

 

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As I walked on by.

She could see from my face that I was,

fucking high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But we shared a moment that will last till the end."

Argh. I woke up to that song on Wednesday. Ruined my entire day. I'd like that man's head on a stake. ;)

Well, at least his song "High" is quite alright.

[Jarrod]

the funniest lyrics in the history of music belong to James Blunt:

 

"You're beautiful, it's true.

I saw your face in a crowded place,

And I don't know what to do,

'Cause Ill never be with you.

 

Yeah, she caught my eye,

As I walked on by.

She could see from my face that I was,

fucking high,

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

But we shared a moment that will last till the end."

what stupid lyrics... ;)

[Prometheon]

Yeah my girlfriend LOVES James Blunt. I'm not such a big fan....

[shenanigans87]

Yeah my girlfriend LOVES James Blunt. I'm not such a big fan....

Haha, James Blunt, more like James Cu...well you get the idea. ;)

[Dan #2]

Yeah my girlfriend LOVES James Blunt. I'm not such a big fan....

Haha, James Blunt, more like James Cu...well you get the idea. ;)

JAMES CUNT JAMES CUNT WAS IT JAMES CUNT CUNT RIGHT JAMES CUNT?

[shenanigans87]

Yeah my girlfriend LOVES James Blunt. I'm not such a big fan....

Haha, James Blunt, more like James Cu...well you get the idea. ;)

JAMES CUNT JAMES CUNT WAS IT JAMES CUNT CUNT RIGHT JAMES CUNT?

Damn, you must be pyschic.

[folk singer]

i personally like most of matt's lyrics the best, especially most of AoB, and The Fine Art of Falling Apart, but my current fav line of his is:

 

"I'm drawing a map to oblivion, and when i get there i will send for you....and I will give you directions"

 

I think that's the exact line, but i cant remember. funny/morbid, i like it.

[screaming roommate]

Tiny Cities Made of Ashes is an awesome song so are the lyrics, so are Modest Mouse (who usually have awesome lyrics)

Damn straight. Modest Mouse (and Ugly Casanova for that matter) seem to be responsible for most of my favorite lyrics. The blunt cynicism (often set to upbeat music) is solid gold. Such as the song "Parasites"

Issac brock has such a messed up mind... the whole cd the fruit that ate it self is amazing!!

 

Oh no someone is pageing me!!! hahaha or whatever he says.

[shenanigans87]

"They put a man on the moon simply to prove that we all need somewhere to go where we're not known."

[therethere]

"I know the eyelids were under attack"

[glo]

My fave lyrics right now are in my sig. The band is Fall Out Boy acually and they're not really sung, just spoken at the end of the song. I think that still counts eh?

[shenanigans87]

I despise Fall Out Boy. Just some dumb schmuck whining about how he can't get laid:

 

"Why don't you show me the little bit of spine

You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)

I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me"

 

Please. And the video that accompanies this little atrocity? Yes, I supposed all hot girls are morally obligated to have sex with socially retarded guys out of pity, even though these same guys wouldn't give the time of day to the any of the girls belonging to their reject, bottom-feeding level of the high school hierarchy.

Edited February 25, 2006 by shenanigans87

[glo]

They're a punk band. What do you expect?

[glo]

They're a punk band. What do you expect?