Best One Liners

[benneb]

what are some of the best one liners in movies?

[HoboFactory]

From "Gattaca"

 

"They used to say that a child conceived in love has a greater chance of happiness; they don't say that anymore."

[Gob]

"I Can't Quit You" from Brokeback Mountain

 

"I love butterstuff" from Half Baked

[bobbyshane]

"You weren't counting on my loyal army of prostitutes, were You?" - Dirty Work

[HoboFactory]

From "The Thin Red Line"

 

"It's never necessary to tell me that you think I'm right. We'll just... assume it."

[Shiri]

"You were the one, the only one and you were amazing" - Gia.

 

Yeah, so sometimes I get all mushy.

[S.E. Hardy]

god there are so many

 

"I'd mate for life... one day at a time"

 

Denys Finch Hatton - Out Of Africa.

[babyskintattoo]

"hell hath no fury like a womens scorn for sega" - brodie from mall rats

[screaming roommate]

"son of a bitch, bastard!" - dirty work

 

"im not drinking and driving im driving while im drinking" - south park

[Ryan44]

"I crap bigger than you"

City Slickers

[umboula]

I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

 

I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored.

 

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

 

Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.

 

--All from Wayne's World (which I just watched again)

 

Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?

 

We're being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac.

 

--Life Aquatic

[RicardoObviouso]

"show me the money!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

-that line has probably made me more cake than anything else i' ve ever said besides "trust me, i do this all the time".

[Quammy]

"Yippee-ki-yay, Motherfucker."

- Die Hard

[shenanigans87]

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

 

-Morgan Freeman in Seven

[screaming roommate]

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Matt Good used to play that clip during live shows. I think it was on born to kill.

Edited February 12, 2006 by screaming roommate

[shenanigans87]

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Matt Good used to play that clip during live shows. I think it was on born to kill.

Cool. I don't think I've ever heard Born to Kill live, I'm sure it would be amazing though. I guess me and Matt Good think alike. Haha. ;)

[Prometheon]

Yeah, I have that version. Pretty spiffy.

[Azalroth]

"Better You Than Me" - Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket while looking down on his fallen comrades.

 

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts?" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

 

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." - Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket

 

It was the first movie to come to mind, watched it the other day.

[garsk]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." President Merkin Muffley - Dr. Stranglove

 

Sick Boy "say something mark"

(shouting)

Sick Boy "fucking say something, huh?"

Renton "i'm cooking up"

trainspotting

[andielicious]

my friend and i are notorious for quoting lines from movies. our favourites include lines from billy madison, anchorman, and so i married an axe murderer.

 

here's a sampling:

 

"HEED! Get the paper if ya can, haulin' that gargantuan cranium aboot!" -axe murderer.

 

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." -billy madison.

 

"I will slap you in public." -anchorman.

[ecnarf]

"Officially, there are no Italian homosexuals. Which makes Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo seem rather inconvenient."

 

-The Talented Mr. Ripley

 

God I love that movie.

[capo2nd]

"Is That Clear?"...."Crystal" A Few Good Men

[betterbutterfly]

i really love: "thank you for your honesty, now fuck off and die." from Closer. the first time i saw that, it was just so intense to watch.

 

another personal favorite, which i'll never quote properly, is from fight club, where brad pitt says to ed norton: "i'm crazy? you're the one firing a loaded gun at your imaginary friend near a van filled with explosives." again, my memory sucks, that's the best i could remember.

[matrix]

'Go suck a fuck.' - Donnie Darko

[Shiri]

Chut up was funny too from Donnie Darko ;)