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I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.


I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turned out I was just really bored.


If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.


Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.


--All from Wayne's World (which I just watched again)


Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?


We're being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac.


--Life Aquatic

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"Better You Than Me" - Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket while looking down on his fallen comrades.


"What is your major malfunction numbnuts?" - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.


"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." - Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket


It was the first movie to come to mind, watched it the other day.

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." President Merkin Muffley - Dr. Stranglove


Sick Boy "say something mark"


Sick Boy "fucking say something, huh?"

Renton "i'm cooking up"


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my friend and i are notorious for quoting lines from movies. our favourites include lines from billy madison, anchorman, and so i married an axe murderer.


here's a sampling:


"HEED! Get the paper if ya can, haulin' that gargantuan cranium aboot!" -axe murderer.


"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." -billy madison.


"I will slap you in public." -anchorman.

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i really love: "thank you for your honesty, now fuck off and die." from Closer. the first time i saw that, it was just so intense to watch.


another personal favorite, which i'll never quote properly, is from fight club, where brad pitt says to ed norton: "i'm crazy? you're the one firing a loaded gun at your imaginary friend near a van filled with explosives." again, my memory sucks, that's the best i could remember.

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