"work"

[glo]

I'm so doing that at work!

[RicardoObviouso]

i sent an email to my staff in december about a project for a huge client... and then at the bottom in very small typeset i put "you are an important part of the computer, but after this mission i will let you go"

 

 

everyone got all stressed.

[ToadMan]

;) :angry: :angry: :angry: (8)

 

soooo funny.

[glo]

That would freak me out

[RicardoObviouso]

i always do stuff like that. one time i was writing an email to my secretary and then at the bottom, for some retarded reason, i typed "you wouldnt even be able to guess the things i want to do to you" and then made the text transparent... anyways i thought i got away with it, but a few weeks later she was going back to the email for reference and accidently clicked and dragged her mouse as she was attempting to do something else uncovering ALL the text in the document.

[Dan #1]

man that's classy... what did she do?

[glo]

Were you serious?

[RicardoObviouso]

man that's classy... what did she do?

she replied to the email and said "busted, you dirty boy"

 

Were you serious?

partly.

[Hoverball]

you're a number.

 

 

 

you should print 'I AM AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE COMPUTER' on some paper and tack it to your cubicle.

My MSN name at work (I have a bunch of co-workers on my list) is usually "The Worker Sings A Song Of Mass Production" but the computer line is definately going above my cube tomorrow.

 

By the way, I work at a downtown TO Ad Agency. My client list includes Home Depot, Pier 1, Elizabeth Arden, Xplornet among others. I should be in a pitch for Playstation soon.

 

My main priorities are bookings flyers and ads in newspapers for Home Depot, but I usually spend half my time screwing around and surfing the net.

 

To top it off, I've gotten a decent raise each year, promoted, a couple bonuses and my team and VP's think I bust my ass at work. Ah yes, the ad life is good.

 

And did I mention there's tons of perks (tickets, prizes, trips, etc...) and parties (TV launches with free booze and some stars).

 

Seriously, think about getting into advertising ;)

[RicardoObviouso]

do you work with anyone who wears short sleeved dress shirts with a tie?

[Ruettiger]

Im a residential surveyor helper (aka "rodman") for Vista Geomatics.  I stake out house foundations so they can be excavated.  Good pay, good hours, outdoors all the time.  It's sweet.

Me too. Except I have acquired the title of "COOLEST RODMAN...EVER" I heart summer.

 

 

Yasa, do we work for the same company?!

I believe we do!

 

Hey Hoverball...get me into advertisement, it sounds neat, I like perks.

[RicardoObviouso]

if you want perks, apply for a job at showtimetickets.com

 

 

 

easy job, easy money and TONS of perks.

[Kyle86]

i'm pretty sure one trick pony's a dick.

Edited May 1, 2006 by Kyle86

[RicardoObviouso]

you'll be even more nervous when theres a 9mm pointed at your head.

[Ruettiger]

He may be a dick, but I still don't care...or something. I did remove his warning that one time long ago. Hurray for irrelevance!

[RicardoObviouso]

yeah that warning was there for like 5 months.

 

 

 

 

i felt empty when you took it away, like i lost a part of me.

[WalrusMeat]

i'm pretty sure one trick pony's a dick.

He amuses me.

 

I'm still not sure if I like this Kyle fellow yet.

 

 

EDIT: Typos suck.

Edited May 2, 2006 by NinjaStyle

[Ruettiger]

yeah that warning was there for like 5 months.

 

 

 

 

i felt empty when you took it away, like i lost a part of me.

Did you want it back?

[RicardoObviouso]

he's not nearly as cool as the 85 kyles that preceeded him.

[WalrusMeat]

I agree.

 

.

[RicardoObviouso]

yeah that warning was there for like 5 months.

 

 

 

 

i felt empty when you took it away, like i lost a part of me.

Did you want it back?

i've adapted to life without... giving it back now would just be pulling on my heart strings.