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If You Were A Chocolate Bar

What chocolate bar describes you best?  

25 members have voted

  1. 1. What chocolate bar describes you best?

    • Oh Henry!
      1
    • Kit Kat
      1
    • Mr. Big
      6
    • Wunderbar
      2
    • Twix
      3
    • Coffee Crisp
      2
    • Musketeers
      1
    • Mars Bar
      0
    • Big Turk
      0
    • PayDay
      1
    • Skor
      1
    • Snickers
      4
    • Other (specify)
      3


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I saw this question on TV a few years back and since it is Easter today I believe this is an appropriate question. Pretty straight forward... if you choose 'other', state which one and why.

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I voted Twix because I have a twin, just like Twix.

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I voted Skor, because I'm hard and crunchy.

 

I'm also coated in chocolate.

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I chose Wunderbar because i'm part viking.

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I just made this a six way tie.

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So you think you are "Mr. Big" ... that's a pretty big name to live up to.

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I'm Oh Henry...I'm All nutty and chewy and umm...caramelly and yeah...

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Snickers, because peanuts are the coolest!

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Musketeers because I'm a musketeer. If you cross blades with me, the battle will end with your face being coated in a sticky and delicious white substance (nougat, obviously.)

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I'm a junior mint. It's mint. It's chocolate. Its delicious!

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Snickers, 'cos it's the smarmyest name of them all.

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Max 5, ma'fuckaz!

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Max 5 is pretty damn good, actually. The pretzel really does it.

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You guys ruined the 6 way tie.

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What the hell are those?

And why aren't girls allowed to eat them....

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Because it'll give them explosive orgasms that could possibly kill them.

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Mr. Big, cause I'm huge. 10' 7" Thats HUGE!!

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I see Mr Big is in the lead. Excellent, it's all going according to plan.

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Keep the sexual innuendos comin!

There are far to many people claiming to be "Mr. Big". Shall we have a duel to decide who is the true one?

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