Jesus Christ : Vampier Hunter

[Kyle86]

About two years ago, I came across this indy film titled Jesus Christ: Vampier Hunter. Get this, in the new millenium, vampiers no longer fear the sun... but they have come to fear the SON OF GOD.

 

It's a decent little student film. Jesus, a mexican wrestler side-kick and cheap gore... what more do you need?

 

Check it out...

[SOLID GOLD]

do the Vampires defeat Jesus?

[Kyle86]

SPOILER (Highlight to View)

it wouldn't be a good jesus movie if it didn't include a bit of ressurection

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i wish i was a vampire

[Kyle86]

so jesus could totally hunt you down?

[Guest jsunC]

yeh vampires are hot.. i think i remember seeing that video. its only like 10 minutes long right?

[garsk]

cant say i have seen it, but i have heard of it. i will look for it in the walmart bargan bin... wait, i dont think i will find jusus christ: vampier hunter at walmart. ;)

[Ravenous megin-sane]

so jesus could totally hunt you down?

that, and i'd have sharp teeth

[Stryfe]

I own this movie, it toally kicks ass!

 

Especially the theme song ;) It's all good, it's all right, everybody gets laid tonight! :angry:.

 

Strangly none of my friends will even consider watching it with me, something about me having pretty shitty taste in movies sometimes.

[Kyle86]

jsunC said:

yeh vampires are hot.. i think i remember seeing that video. its only like 10 minutes long right?

nope, it's a full length movie. 2 hours-ish

 

I doubt you'll find it at walmart. Try http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007CVR...&v=glance&n=130

[Stryfe]

It's not to hard to find. I found mine at HMV. Cost me $26 bucks + gst.

[Kyle86]

The dvd is fun... have you found any of the easter eggs? Like on one of the menu scenes you can highlight the guy with the creepy eye's eye... and it shows you a random little clip.

 

AnnNnnD have you ever found any of their other movies... like the hairy knuckles?

[diana]

I cant believe other people have actually seen this movie!

 

its awsome!

 

when christians want to get people to convert they should just show them that movie

[Kyle86]

my favourite is when he fights the atheists and there are like 80 of them that keep piling out of a small jeep

[Stryfe]

my favourite is when he fights the atheists and there are like 80 of them that keep piling out of a small jeep

I love how they're athiests but able to identify someone they don't believe existed when they see him.

[Kyle86]

I wish he didn't get his hair cut and ears pierced right off the bat... it woulda been kick ass for him to be old-school jesus for like 3/4 of the movie.

[jamie c]

i wish i was a vampier

[Kyle86]

i wish your mom was a vampier.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i wish i was a vampier

hey, i already said that!