Snakes On A Plane

[dancing_invisible]

Snakes on a plane. Snakes... on a plane?

 

Has anyone seen a preview of this masterpiece yet? The whole thing is about some assassin who lets a big crate of snakes loose in a plane... but snakes aren't suppose to be on planes, so Samual L. Jackson has to stop them!

 

How did he go from Jedi to this? Who in their right mind would pitch this movie idea?

 

Anyhow, check it out:

http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=21&source=imdb1

 

Tell me what you think.

[Kyle86]

My friends and I always crack up when we're at the movies and the previews start playing. Someone always shouts "SNAKES ON A PLANE!"

 

I'm pretty sure this movie'll be cult-classic gold. Get these motha fuckin snakes off the motha fuckin plane.

 

;)

[dancing_invisible]

Haha, yeah. I'm seeing this in theatres with friends, it's gonna be bloody awesome

[Hoverball]

In a recent SL Jackson interview, he said "I didn't even read the script, I looked at the title and said yes. I mean 'snakes on a plane', how complicated can the story be'"

[Gob]

Sam Jackson rocks, here's hoping that Snakes on a Plane finally gets him an Oscar.

Edited May 1, 2006 by Gob

[Prometheon]

Oh man, have you guys heard the theme song done by some guys on Something Awful?

 

I went to the bathroom to make a stink

When this motherfucking snake came up through the sink

On a flight to hell; no time to think

Gotta get to the cart and have another drink

 

A snake in every tube and inside every pipe

How could this be the end of my life?

If airport security had let me bring a knife

I could make it home alive to my best friend's wife

 

They're coming up through the floor

I got bit on my hand and I'm feelin sore

Unhinged it's jaw to take in my head

I wished it was Jennifer Connely instead.

[heyrabbit]

hahahhaha. I'm definitely seein this

 

can't be worse than star wars

Edited May 1, 2006 by heyrabbit

[dancing_invisible]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAO! (Star Wars fan here)

 

Star Wars... Now really, I know the new trilogy isn't very good, but episodes IV, V, and VI are still some of the coolest movies around.

[Kyle86]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAO! (Star Wars fan here)

 

Star Wars... Now really, I know the new trilogy isn't very good, but episodes IV, V, and VI are still some of the coolest movies around.

let's not fight people... remember we need to stick together if we're going to survive snakes on a plane.

 

Dont forget...

 

Snakes + Plane = Sneaks on a Plane.

[dancing_invisible]

MY GOD! He's right.......

 

Hahaha, seriously cannot wait for this to come out. Sam Jackson vs snakes, on a plane.

[heyrabbit]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAO! (Star Wars fan here)

 

Star Wars... Now really, I know the new trilogy isn't very good, but episodes IV, V, and VI are still some of the coolest movies around.

True.I was referring to the last 3

 

MMM HMM, this is one tasty snake.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Does anyone know if this is supposed to be a pseudo-serious snake related thriller like Anaconda, or the much anticipated sequel Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, or is it supposed to be a complete farce. Up until now, having only heard the title, I thought this was a comedy. A really dumb comedy.

[Prometheon]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAO! (Star Wars fan here)

 

Star Wars... Now really, I know the new trilogy isn't very good, but episodes IV, V, and VI are still some of the coolest movies around.

True.I was referring to the last 3

I dunno guys. I watched the very first Star Wars a little while ago with some friends, and we were all shocked at how terrible it was. As kids I guess we didn't realize it, but it was a really bad movie.

[heyrabbit]

just to confirm, I'm talking about episodes 1 2 and 3, the latest ones to come out, not the originals. The originals are admirable. great FX and soundtrack if nothing else. Still not as cool as terminator, though

[Orange Monkey]

I thought this was a comedy.

I think that, regardless of what the writers/directors might think, this movie is going to be nothing but comedy.

[mrs jesus]

Snakes on a plane. Snakes... on a plane?

 

Has anyone seen a preview of this masterpiece yet? The whole thing is about some assassin who lets a big crate of snakes loose in a plane... but snakes aren't suppose to be on planes, so Samual L. Jackson has to stop them!

 

How did he go from Jedi to this? Who in their right mind would pitch this movie idea?

 

Anyhow, check it out:

http://www.worstpreviews.com/review.php?id=21&source=imdb1

 

Tell me what you think.

i fucking love your avatar and i have nothing else to contribute to your thread, good day

[Guest jsunC]

the only thing that would make this movie funnier would be chuck norris playing SL jacksons part.

[dancing_invisible]

Personally, I think Chuck Norris jokes are lame and overdone, and the part was made for none other than Sam Jackson.

 

And thanks to mrs. jesus for the avatar compliment.

[garsk]

if the movie is a hit, what are they going to call the porn spin-off version of the movie?

[Prometheon]

Snake in your Overhead Compartment.

 

or maybe Snake in your Pussy Compartment, knowing the wittiness of porn title writers.

[radio_bomb]

I agree...

 

about the avatar

 

(princess mononoke)

 

yup

[silentshadow]

I'm sorry to all the S. Jackson fans out there, but he's not that great of an actor and I just viewed the trailer for this movie and it looks like it sucks. Check it out for yourself. Is this a serious action flick or a comedy?

 

Snakes on a Plane trailer

[Kyle86]

i can't believe you actually posted that question.

[Prometheon]

Hahahaha. Wow. That trailer is pretty bad.

 

"Enough is enough...I've had it with these snakes."

 

I dunno, I just feel like he coulda done so much more with that line. "Enough is enough...I want these MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES off this MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!"

[jtb]

I just wonder what coke head came up with the damn idea for this movie.. I saw the trailer in the movies and just shook my head and was like WTF!?!

 

there are some shitty movies on the way I think, all of which are seeming to be spin offs of semi sucessful movies that were like 8 years ago.

 

it's time for some movie writers to either give up their jobs or come up with some better material.. or maybe the writers for FOX are writing movies now and day.