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Last night I had a dream that I got tired of being a nonsmoker, so I started and I liked it. It was kind of dumb because usually more bizarre things than that happen.

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Last night I had a dream that I was in a freshly excavated hole that was haunted by some alien ghosts. One of them grabbed my arm and tried to suck me into the ground, so I cut off my arm and escaped. I ran into a car that was being driven by a blind lady, the car had the driver side on the opposide side and the passenger in the front was a little old lady. She dropped me off at a store where I found my xbox sitting there on fire. Then I was woken up being told I didn't have to go to work today.

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Thats just slightly a little screwed up...albeit a happy ending

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when I have to piss, what do you think my dreams are about?

 

half the time I'm walkin around looking for a toilet or a urinal

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I remember another dream. I dreamed that all bees and wasps were passing around mono and they were swarming and going nuts.

 

I woke up really scared of going outside. Then I remembered it was just a dream. Freaky.

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The weirdest thing about dreams for me is the insane way emotions are expressed. Like, you could be standing alone n an empty room and just feel completely and utterly terrified for no real reason. It's scary.

 

I had a dream a long long time ago that I was at my grandmas house. I was sleeping there a few days, and stuff kept going missing. My shoes, a candle, just little things. We were trying to figure out where everything was going, and were joking that it was gremlins or something.

So one morning I wake up, look out the kitchen window and see the house accross from us being liftedoff of the ground by this giant grappling hook. I just KNEW that ours was too, and as the house started shaking and we started falling everywhere, I experianced the greatest feeling of pure terror and dread I've ever felt (awake or asleep.) It was such a vivid nightmare that I was freaked out for a few days after.

 

I also remember one a little less severe from around the same time period (when I was still in elemntary school, probably around grade 5 or 6.) I was going up to my friend's aunt's house. On the way there, we drove by this house with a guy on the roof with a giant spear. He was just sitting there, and occassionally impaling a seagul and eating it off the spear. So we go to his aunt's, have a normal day of fun and swimming, and then go home. For some reason we're walking home, and we walk by the guy again. I look across the street and see the old guy with the spear. He looks me right in the eyes and then jumps at me, stabbing me with his spear and landing on top of me, and then throws his head down into my stomach and starts ripping me open, eating me, when I proceed to wake up. I wake up on my back, convulsing violently just as I was in my dream. It was pretty messed, but didn't stick with me nearly as long as the first one.

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I remember one recurring dream from my childhood. I remember having it once a year, but I can't remember what time of year, or what that might have coincided with.

 

The basics of the dream was that I would go over to my maternal grandmother's house because there was this murdering monster that was going around. I remember my mom being there, and I think my older brother, but have no clue about my sister or dad. Anyways, to avoid being murdered while I was sleeping, I was taken into this room and put into a coffin, which was supposed to be chained and locked, and then the door was locked. Somehow I remember getting out and going to open the door because my family wanted to get in or something like that. Then the monster made an appearance. But it's been so many years that I can't remember much.

 

I've also ended up talking because of a dream. I remember having a dream that I was in church and the priest was asking me a question and the answer was "Jesus" and I was trying to say the answer but couldn't get it out. Then I woke up and said "Jesus" before I realized I was even speaking. Very weird.

 

Sometimes I wish I could have more dreams. You'd get more out of the hours you otherwise spend doing nothing.

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When I was around the age of five or so I all ways had a dream that I was jumping of a really high place into and endless blackness and it physically felt as if I was really falling. I don't know why but I always knew I was going to jump and that it was going to be really scary but I could never stop from jumping off the cliff or building.

 

More recently I had a dream about a large cloud of toxic micro-organisms that cause a huge wave of fear to spread around the world. As every one hid in their houses they fought and killed their neighbors in order to steal supplies and survive. I even thought about killing my two best friends in order to survive so the supplies wouldn't go so fast and I knew they thought the same thing but we never killed each other.

 

Damn, mabey I'm really f'd up in the head.

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last night i had a dream that i was waiting in my car for a friend. Then all of the sudden, a guy jumped thru my window, and started trying to stab me with a knife. He sliced my face a bit and i screamed for me friend to help. My friend kicked him in the back and we then beat him up. He then screamed for his friend who came out with a pistol, and he shot both me in the back (i wasn't even running!)

We then somehow ended up at my friends house, and we were blocked in by 5 gunman. We needed to leave because i had to go to the hospital. We busted out the door, and then i got shot again and woke up.

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all these violent dreams, its time for a funny political homoerotic one!

 

(i'll preface this by saying i'm not gay)

 

so back in 2004, i was living in the states (still am) and I was really into the presidential election, all about the Democrats and Wesley Clark (still am).

 

anyway, I had a dream that a national democratic convention was being held in the city where I was going to school, Moorhead, MN.

 

I was frantically walking around a gymnasium where the convention was being held, looking to talk to Wesley, and all of a sudden, I was cornered by Joe Lieberman.

 

He was talking to me, i didn't care, and he wouldn't let me go.

 

all of a sudden, he licked his finger and ran it down the side of my face, saying, "warm nuts make a delicious christmas treat."

 

then I woke up...creeped out. just typing that, i get the willies.

 

I wasn't a fan of Joe Lieberman before, and am still not one now.

 

THE END

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I had a really weird dream this morning. I dreamed that a noise was coming out of my alarm clock and I hit it and it went off. Then a few minutes later I woke up and it was a few minutes after my alarm clock was supposed to go off. The alarm was on and very functional.

 

Weeeeeird.

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Last night I had a dream I moved into a futuristic apartment building. For some reason there were many elevators but each stopped at different, seemingly random floors. For instance elevator #4 stopped only at floors 2, 7, and 9, and the other elevators stopped at other floors. In any case I was being chased around this building by a half dozen men who wanted to castrate me. At one point the men caught up with me in the elevator, and there were some other random people in the elevator at the time, so the gang goes up to some random guy and they say "we'll take you instead." And so they do and so I'm relieved. And that's where it ends.

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that reminds me of a dream i had once that featured an apartment building that rotated to follow the sun. so if you woke up to sunrise, you also got to see the sunset. it was also that same dream that charles barkley called me to tell me that my girlfriend "would be staying with me (charles), for a bit"

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you poor soul. Once a women goes to sir charles, she never comes back.

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One time I had a dream that my house was flooding and the water was slowly rising from the basement. I only chose to save my dog and gram and let the rest of my family die.

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yeah sometimes i incorporate my alarm clock noise into my dreams, and therefore, it doesnt wake me up.

i did that a few days ago. i THOUGHT i had a dream that was super long, all based on the song that woke me up. i was way late for work that day. the worst part was, it that it was a scary song. like not something pleasnat to wake up to.

 

the freakiest song to wake up to is Sweet Dreams byt eh Eurythmics. it gives me the creeps. think of that first thing in the morning, and you will go white with fear.

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I've done the whole alarm clock incorporation thing. Sometimes I end up singing in the my sleep and eventually wake up.

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One time I had a dream that my house was flooding and the water was slowly rising from the basement. I only chose to save my dog and gram and let the rest of my family die.

one time i had a dream that my entire house was full of the 2 sauces you get with chinese food. so i had to swim around, and for some reason i could breathe in it

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One time I had a dream that my house was flooding and the water was slowly rising from the basement.  I only chose to save my dog and gram and let the rest of my family die.

one time i had a dream that my entire house was full of the 2 sauces you get with chinese food. so i had to swim around, and for some reason i could breathe in it

Awesome.

 

 

 

But did you like, eat the sauce while you swam in it?

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Yeah that's just plain bizzare. Did you eat Chinese food that night? Or anytime recently to the dream?

 

Apparently eating cheese before bed leads to having weird dreams, and I remember having some Babybells the other night and ahving a fucked up dream. COuld it be true? Anyone wanna test it?

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all these violent dreams, its time for a funny political homoerotic one!

 

(i'll preface this by saying i'm not gay)

 

so back in 2004, i was living in the states (still am) and I was really into the presidential election, all about the Democrats and Wesley Clark (still am).

 

anyway, I had a dream that a national democratic convention was being held in the city where I was going to school, Moorhead, MN.

 

I was frantically walking around a gymnasium where the convention was being held, looking to talk to Wesley, and all of a sudden, I was cornered by Joe Lieberman.

 

He was talking to me, i didn't care, and he wouldn't let me go.

 

all of a sudden, he licked his finger and ran it down the side of my face, saying, "warm nuts make a delicious christmas treat."

 

then I woke up...creeped out. just typing that, i get the willies.

 

I wasn't a fan of Joe Lieberman before, and am still not one now.

 

THE END

That's fucked up I wouldn't want to go to sleep ever again... ;) :angry: :angry:

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Yeah that's just plain bizzare. Did you eat Chinese food that night? Or anytime recently to the dream?

 

Apparently eating cheese before bed leads to having weird dreams, and I remember having some Babybells the other night and ahving a fucked up dream. COuld it be true? Anyone wanna test it?

i had chinese food last night and i didn't have any weird dreams.

 

 

but i didn't have chinese food prior to my chinese food dream

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