Dreams

[Ravenous megin-sane]

last night i dreamt that i was at a film convention and my ex boyfriend was pretending to be a zombie to promote some film he was in, so he was covered in blood and he was trying to scare people and i was like fuck off and went to walk away and jack berger (ron livingston) from sex & the city was walking with me and he was fat and i said "can we make out for a second?" and he wa slike "yeah sure, it won't mean anything" and then we had sex in the middle of this town center.

[sodamntired]

I was driving around Moorhead, MN (my old college town) I talked to Professor Vigilant, like I still do....then I talked to Andy the faculty advisor, then I was getting coffee with the old college Head Of Staff at the radio station I was on, I asked her what she thought of how the station was running now, she said I could be an adviser If I wanted to....so did Andy.....it was a good dream?

[Morglor9]

Thunder only happens when its raining

Players only love you when theyre playing

Say... women... they will come and they will go

When the rain washes you clean... youll know...

[sinkingstone]

I love that song.

 

Stevie Nicks is a witch, ya know?

[Doormat]

I dreamed about these:

 

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/a823/

 

Fuck yes.

[RicardoObviouso]

it may promote a straight cut, but i think what people really want is a squared cut.

[Prometheon]

My close friends and I were all in stuck in this large house. All of a sudden, we saw a huge sandstorm in the distance, and it hammered the house really hard, almost breaking all of the windows. Immediately when it passed, the moon VANISHED. We could only assume that it was because another sandstorm was coming that was so powerful and dense it blotted out the moon. We had a bit of time before it hit, so we were finding the best spot to stay in the house so we wouldn't get buried, getting a bunch of tools (hatchet, hammer) together, and boarding up windows.

 

It wasn't really a scary dream though. It was like an "I love my friends and we were gonna make it through this" dream.

[Prometheon]

I dreamed that I was at my step-grandparent's old house, and it was Christmas. I went up and down ridiculously large staircases to see various family members, and then was told to go outside and shovel the snow. But with the snow was this HUGE mound of cocaine, so me and some people I used to know from my childhood all helped out and were sowing it with the snow we were shoveling. Then my little cosuin Kyle comes up and his mom is about to take him home. We're trying to hide the fact that half the driveway is coke, but the little bugger goes to run and do a full-on-dive into the remaining pile.

[RicardoObviouso]

i dont remember my dream last night, but i did wake up around 4am with a pretty substantial nose bleed.

[Prometheon]

There was some creepy looking dude skulking in my backyard, trying to break in I think. I see him and yell at my mother to call the cops and open my door to be like "what the FUCK!?" (because most people in this situation aren't expecting confrontation.)

 

He bolts like mad, and my dog and I are chasing after him. He has a substantial lead on me, and obviously my dog is faster, so while I'm chasing this motherfucker and gaining ground, I see him kicking the shit out of my dog again and again. I keep yelling for my dog to come back, but he seems pretty determined. So I'm running my lungs out, and I have one of those classic dream "slowdown moments" so I throw off my coat, the backpack I'm wearing, etc. I'm yelling at burglar dude to leave my dog alone, and screaming if he really wants to stop and get arrested.

 

I woke up before I caught up to him, which pisses me off because it was a really distressing dream and I didn't even get the subconscious satisfaction of brutalizing that asshole.

Edited February 25, 2009 by Prometheon

[LonelyWreckage]

Dreamt I'd left the sunroof open in my car and was alerted (albeit too late) that scallies had broken into my car and fucked off with it. My brother, who I was with, was giving me a proper hard time about doing so, as we were now forced to walk home. Anyway, I was angry with him and wanted to get home so I could report it to the police asap, but he wouldn't give me his house keys, so I jumped on his already-bad-back and dug my knee into it. Anyway, I think I paralysed him cos he was laying on the floor yelping in agony.

 

What amazes me, is how I can figure out why I've dreamt something so ridiculous. Like, leaving the sunroof relates to how I left the passenger door unlocked the other day and the yelping from my brother is from the hilarious video about that women squashing grapes and falling etc

[Prometheon]

Heh, I dreamed that one of my best friends and her paretns were geting interviewed all seriously about some movie they'd apparently made.

 

....but it turns out that the only reason it was doing well was because her really hot sister had a 10 second nude scene.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i had a dream last night that i was way pregnant and still working at hmv, and i helped someone figure out their wedding. so everyone was asking me to help plan their wedding, so i was taking down notes. mike and i had just gotten married, too, but we had to do it at city hall and i didn't have a ring 'cause we're so poor so people didn't believe me. then all of the sudden the baby started kicking REALLY and some other girl passed out and was bleeding from her lady parts. then she helped "the baby isn't ready yet" and i didn't know what to do.

[Morglor9]

I had a dream last night... it has two parts. The first is that I owned a Caterham 7, which I would absolutely love, and while it was in a parking lot it was stolen.

 

The second part, I was in a computer lab of sorts, must've been at school. This girl comes in with a gun, and announces she is holding us hostage for... some reason. She's standing there shouting at us, and I start giving her lip from across the room. The exchange goes to a point where I mockingly say to her that I think she's cute. She says that she thinks I'm cute too, in a mocking way, and bounces happily over to me and shoots me in the gut, point blank. It doesn't really hurt me, though I'm bleeding, so I pin her against the wall and choke her to death.

[LonelyWreckage]

Sounds kinky !

[Morglor9]

Probably would've been if she wasn't... you know... dead and all.

[sodamntired]

i had this dream last night.

best that I can remember, I was making out with this pretty girl, at a party.

I said, "I have never had a first date like this."

 

it was a very nice dream.

[Prometheon]

I can't remember all of the details, but I was out and madly in love with an old coworker, Meredeth, and I never got around to asking her what happened with her and her old boyfriend. We ended up at this giant party with a lot of teenagers, and my best friend's mom had called us in to figure out what was wrong with this girl. We chased her around the building, with all the partiers freaking out as we did so,

 

Then it turned into some weird Diablo-styled battle against this gigantic monster thing, featuring a Sorcerer, Warrior, and Assassin. We fought it in some back room, which had become a huge, thunderstormy mountainscape. Then we had to run through the sewers and stuff, and somehow my old friend Alex was there too, as well as my friend Amy. We ended up in separate bathroom stalls, using astral projection, but someone had snuck in with her and was tickling her, so she wasn't fighting properly.

Edited July 19, 2009 by Prometheon

[sodamntired]

another one of those damn vivid dreams this morning.

I guess I was with that girl who's info I gave to at the brain injury group.

and I told her to come to a local casino with me.

bad casino

they told all those who wanted to gamble to follow the rules

and only play the games they tell you to.

I just wanted to play blackjack.

and then I woke up.