Dreams

[Ravenous megin-sane]

HAHAHHA can you imagine?!

[Ruettiger]

Yes...yes I can.

[Prometheon]

Hahahaha, apparently (but it's probably not true) Bruce Lee died during sex. Can you imagine the girl?

 

"Oh Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!...Bruce?.....Bruce? Oh god, Bruce!"

[ecnarf]

Then rigor mortis sets in, and we can all carry on as usual.

[Prometheon]

"The rigor helps my vigor!"

[ecnarf]

The mortis aids my coitus.

 

That's the best I can do.

[Prometheon]

Hahahaha, well I like it. Reminds me of my stance on rape:

 

"It isn't thrilling if it's willing!"

[Ryan44]

its not rape. its surprise sex.

 

 

SURPRISE!!!

[Ruettiger]

Sorry to ruin the fun bubble, but Bruce Lee died of cerebral edema. He had a nap and never woke up.

[Prometheon]

Maybe he was getting sleep raped. Or maybe it was a post-sex nap.

[Ravenous Yam]

If I had the choice of how I was going to die, I'd want it to be the most memorable death ever. Something like...

 

Broadcasting a message that goes "I'm killing myself, and I've always wanted to die in the largest manmade explosion of all time, so I apologize in advance to the entire Los Angeles Metropolitan Area and most of the West Coast..." *Earth-shattering explosion*

 

It'd be super coo'

[Prometheon]

Hahahahahahaha. Wow. That's amazing.

 

Maybe just set yourself on fire and run into a grade 2 class. Leave your mark on the next generation in the form of traumatic scars!

[Ruettiger]

Bud Dwyer did something similar in the 80's. But replace "destroying the west coast" with shooting himself during a press conference.

[Azalroth]

I saw if your gonna die you might as well take a few with you.

 

Examples: Shooting people from a clock tower, until the cops shoot you. Strapping yourself with explosives and walking into a Government building (preferably Presidents Building or Prime Minister).

[RicardoObviouso]

this thread has now been red flagged by most government agencies in the world.

[Ruettiger]

So in my dream last night, I was in an old neighborhood waiting for the bus. It was taking a really long time and suddenly a weasel came out of the house behind me and started running around me. I kept trying to pet it, but it tried to bite me every time. I was leaning against a waste-height brick fence, and the weasel ran up it and tons of fleas and spiders started jumping off it's back. There was an old lady at the bus stop and she said "Don't be afraid, they won't hurt you" and she picked up a spider (which was about the size of a tooney and was orange and purple with 1/4" long fangs) it had bit her and then she put it down. After that, a pair of legs and only a right arm, holding a sword, walked by and I woke up.

[Ryan44]

i would defiantley have like a V for Vendetta death. in the end of the movie. all the gore, all the fire! wicked.

[Guest jsunC]

You guys have some pretty fucked up dreams (not that i don't) i enjoy reading them

[Stryfe]

This one was cool.

 

It's complete and utter darkness surrounding me. I feel as if I'm floating, I'm without form... amorphous, just energy held loosely held together by the force of my will. I hear a voice "speaking" to me, but there's no sound. It's message is communicated some other way. The "voice" is neither young or old, deep or high... I can't really explain it. So It says to me...

 

"You are not worthy for the kingdom of Heaven nor the depths of hell. You shall be banished to purgatory until the end of the world, and from there into the void."

Edited July 6, 2006 by Stryfe

[Ryan44]

go to church. thats my advice. repent beofre the rapture!

[Stryfe]

I haven't decided yet if I'm agnostic or I just don't believe at all. Sugarcandy mountain in the sky where you go when you die only if you've been a good little boy? When you die and are forgotten by your existing relatives then you "enter the void" and cease to exist.

Edited July 6, 2006 by Stryfe

[ecnarf]

Painless, oblivious non-existence doesn't seem so bad.

[Ravenous Yam]

It seems the most preferable to me. Eternity under any circumstances would suck.

[ecnarf]

Absolutely. Although I like the idea of living in bliss after death, it cheapens the meaning of life. "Eternity" means living millions and millions of years only to discover you have millions and millions more years to live. I don't think people think through that ramification when deciding in their choice of afterlife.

[Guest jsunC]

I had a dream last night, i can't remember most of it, but it was really weird.

 

It started out with me sitting in a chair in what seemed to be a flying saucer. Beside me there was a tall (taller than me) really attractive blonde. I was listening to a world dominaion plan by a group of old people, and Leonard Nemoy, dressed as Dr. Spock seemed to be the leader of this weird plan. There was a bucket of weird looking rods, and he explained that we needed to move the rods from one side of the bucket to the other. I suggested we do it manually, but he insisted that was too difficult, and we had to enslave the human race to do so. I just agreed with him, and i then started making out with the blonde sitting beside me and the dream was over.