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What Do Dinosaurs Have That No Other Animals Have?

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    • Awesome claws and teeth for ripping and killing
      4
    • Feathers
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    • Time Machines
      3
    • Robert Muldoon
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    • Tea Parties
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    • String Quartets
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    • The Norman Invasion
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    • Syphilis
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    • A dinosaur-themed park of some sort
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    • The Jesuits
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    • Peoplebacon
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    • Baby Dinosaurs
      5


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Dinosaurs had tea parties and syphllis? I learn something new everyday.

Well, of course syphyillis. Dinosaurs weren't into safe sex. They were all too caught up in the "Oh baby that asteroid might come any second..." to bother with condoms.

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Dinosaurs had tea parties and syphllis?  I learn something new everyday.

Well, of course syphyillis. Dinosaurs weren't into safe sex. They were all too caught up in the "Oh baby that asteroid might come any second..." to bother with condoms.

Actually there was no asteroid. Dinosaurs never existed to begin with, their "fossils" were actually placed there by Satan to test our beliefs.

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You don't have to explain it, in fact, satan is, through you, trying to test our collective belief about the fake dinosaur bones. Clearly even asking such nonesense as "explain the syphillis" is a question that only a non-believer would ask. ;)

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