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Lois: "Your drunk"

Peter: "No, I'm exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking"

 

**** Isn't this how it really goes ****

Brian: "Your drunk"

Stewie: "Your sexy"

 

Quagmire: "Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."

 

Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

 

My all time favorite drinking quote from Family Guy

 

Peter: "C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore."

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Lois: "Your drunk"

Peter: "No, I'm exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking"

 

**** Isn't this how it really goes ****

Brian: "Your drunk"

Stewie: "Your sexy"

 

Quagmire: "Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."

 

Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

 

My all time favorite drinking quote from Family Guy

 

Peter: "C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore."

those are all fuckin gold, my friend.

 

 

 

 

the only words i have to get drunk by are "LAST CALL!" i think the last time i heard that i hadnt a drink in me, and my two buddies and i ordered $105 worth of drinks on last call.

 

6 rye & cokes

9 dr peppers

3 tanq & 7s

 

 

i dont recall drinking all of them.

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One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

 

Hmmm well I guess I should start mixing the drinks for you and sparq.. then well see how fast you hit the floor or maybe lose your wallet.. LoL

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Indeed that one is a classic

 

One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

I have. Except, replace "floor" with "rock ground" and "fire."

 

I'm never touching that stuff again.

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One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

 

Hmmm well I guess I should start mixing the drinks for you and sparq.. then well see how fast you hit the floor or maybe lose your wallet.. LoL

oh piss off you and your anti-christ drink maker

 

and I only lost the wallet once, can I never let that down? (side note for others: The wallet was somehow kicked under my bed, I don't remember how I got to my room, I remember swiping in, after that...I dunno what happened.)

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How about this classic:

 

"Don't drink to get drunk, drink because you like the taste"...spoken by a true alcoholic.

 

On the same note, in a recent poll of over 1,000 people (M&W), here were the approximate results:

 

50% drink to get drunk

25% drink to get laid

15% drink for the taste

10% drink for (whatever other reason...I forget)

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How about this classic:

 

"Don't drink to get drunk, drink because you like the taste"...spoken by a true alcoholic.

 

On the same note, in a recent poll of over 1,000 people (M&W), here were the approximate results:

 

50% drink to get drunk

25% drink to get laid

15% drink for the taste

10% drink for (whatever other reason...I forget)

Yea I'd say that sounds about right

 

Nice quote though

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