Stuck At A Family Bbq

[Prometheon]

Play curling, using the absketball as the rock, and the carpet as the ice. Your opponent rolls the basketball down the carpet, and suing the mop, you have to try to keep it on as long as possible.

[Guest jsunC]

Play curling, using the absketball as the rock, and the carpet as the ice. Your opponent rolls the basketball down the carpet, and suing the mop, you have to try to keep it on as long as possible.

i think that's the best one

[Guest apsham]

Really though, the swiffer would be a non-factor on carpet.

[Guest jsunC]

if you took off the swiffer cloth it would slide really well on the carpet

[heyrabbit]

kick the ball, chew up the paper, sniff the swiffer and pee on the carpet.

[Prometheon]

Pissing on the swiffer and sniffing the carpet would be way better.